Paranalysis

Over-analyzing a situation to the point that no decision is ever made.

Guy: "Cream soda? Or cherry soda? Cream soda? Cherry soda? Cream soda? Cherry soda?..."

Girl: "Jesus, just pick one -- you're suffering from paranalysis."

by kaeljae August 24, 2010

Paranormal fucktivity

A sound when you hear fucking or people having sex.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear that?
Guy 2: It's Paranormal fucktivity

by Davzz101 January 4, 2013

Paranoid schizophrenic

A slanderous term used by psychiatrist who where practicing eugenics and considered the disabled the schiz diseased root of the organism state tree of life whom were paronoid and frantic

While being exterminated by treatment

Paranoid schizophrenic is defined as a disabled person who is paranoid and frantic because they smell gas on the ramps to the treatment chamber

by Shazamhammer1 February 23, 2021

Big Butt Paranoia

It's when you don't feel fat except when trying to squeeze by somewhere or usually someone. Narrow walkways are conducive to Big Butt Paranoia as well as trying to get out of a car back seat in a two-door. Being in a crowd can cause this as well.

I felt fit and trim, but after squeezing by everyone at the crowded deli, I developped a case of Big Butt Paranoia.
Everytime I get out of that car, I get big butt paranoia.
I always get BBP in that elevator.
It's usually people with small butts who get big butt paranoia.

by MadamexXx February 20, 2009

Business Partner

A sexual business relationship.

DanEZPZ was doing bqscott, his Business Partner.

by TheProhacker March 27, 2009

domestic partnership

A pretend marriage.

Dude, why dont you marry Haley?

Because we're in a domestic partnership and I can book it if I ever feel the need!

by AnonymousHellian March 21, 2011

Sex partner

That knows you from head to toe of your body and give you the best feeling that you never had in having sex with everyone you had been with through your life and it's great to find that in your life because everyone never gets to feel that and it's true because I have a partner that never felt that before and I was happy to be that person to make her dreams come true

She was the best blow i ever had and sex partner

by Wildbill695 November 4, 2020