by Yves101 December 22, 2020

park-and-suck (n), or park-n-suck (n): a roadside rest area (cottage) where gay men (cottagers) meet to have anonymous oral sex.
David's up to his old tricks again; I saw his car when I drove by the park-and-suck on highway 20 the other night.
That park-n-suck on highway 20 is notorious; the picnic tables outside the tea room are covered in spooge.
That park-n-suck on highway 20 is notorious; the picnic tables outside the tea room are covered in spooge.
by Blaze Johnson November 30, 2014

by tinmaster January 30, 2023

by pieceofyourpuzzle February 6, 2014

Pulling into an empty space in a crowded parking lot which is very near the entrance to the place you came to visit.
"Man! Right outside the front doors of Best Buy, and on Christmas Eve! I had to double check to make sure it wasn't a cripple spot."
"Damn, what a lucky park!"
"Damn, what a lucky park!"
by GreyWyvern January 9, 2009

by DiscoDeakyismyHUSBAND March 27, 2019

A drunken misadventure similar to that of a pub crawl but through parks. Pioneered in Sydney, Australia by a group of courageous nobles. The first ever Park Crawl recorded was Operation Strolling Mongoose in which eight men travelled through the city and in a state of intoxication had a ripper of a day
by Montgomery Bilbo Trufflehorn February 12, 2014
