Perfect Puke

An original word to describe someone who is sick in the head, does bad things, or has fucked up taste

Example:

Man he’s such a puke

The perfect puke is a type of guy that for some fucking reason a girl likes

San: man this bro Chad is such an ass to Haley, just like the rest of her ex’s

Jan: I know right, I still don’t understand why she even has a thing for perfect pukes

by DeathNote1 September 22, 2020

Panty Puke

(Verb) what happens when your girlfriend is so hammered she needs to shit and puke, but makes the wrong call on which one needs to happen first.

Cindy is stuck in the bathroom. The smell of her own shit caused her to puke into her gitch. Worst case of panty puke I ever saw. Someone should go help the poor girl.

by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020

street pukes

When the streets are full of piles of leaves and garbage and it gives the appearance of the street puking.

I didn't know the city was done picking up leaves, now it is pouring rain and there are Street pukes everywhere!

by InjunAbe November 19, 2017

pleather puke

When you take a sniff inside a new car and then puke after words from that new artificial leather (pleather) smell.

I got a bad case of pleather puke when I got my new car last week.

by pleather puke boy October 10, 2008

Puke neck

Physical ailment due to muscle strain caused by violent vomiting.

Almost back to normal lol but I have puke neck where you puke so much and so hard that your neck muscles are shot.

by ol' saddleface September 6, 2016

puke stick

Small penis, especially as used by a talented dominatrix or humiliatrix.

"When was the last time your puke stick discharged?

by Epic R. Guy December 16, 2019

Puke-fucking

When you fuck someone with puke covering your dick/finger.

Probably not popular porn wise, but I just got it from Lucifer Valentine, who's probably dead. Rest in peace.

Lucifer: Man, gotta love puke-fucking, ey?

Interviewer: Uhhhh, yeah

by ChaoticStixx October 20, 2018