A fake pudding invented to make the English appear ignorant about the shit house local recipes. When mentioned they commonly reject it's existence then agree it does just to sound less stupid.
It is also a term for when a gay man falls asleep with jizz on his face and it dries so he can chip it off and eat it when he is hungry.
It is also a term for when a gay man falls asleep with jizz on his face and it dries so he can chip it off and eat it when he is hungry.
Q: "Hey John, is that Hastings Pudding on your face?"
A: "Fook me I have been looking for that cunt on google for ages, fookin takes good!!"
A: "Fook me I have been looking for that cunt on google for ages, fookin takes good!!"
by mindcandy March 21, 2012
by Bug Tudley November 08, 2020
To pout or otherwise show a facial expression of dissapointment usually over insignificant or trivial matters.
(Old time east coast United States slang.)
(Old time east coast United States slang.)
What's with the pudding puss, you can't always get what you want.
by Dee dee ranged October 04, 2017
by werty122 September 09, 2020
The act of eating lots of sweet corn and then shitting into your girls mouth just before climax, and then quickly turning round and cumming into the mouth to give it a nice cream topping
I didn’t want my girl to miss out on the sweet corn i ate earlier to i decided to let her a bit ofsweetcorn pudding
by hugh jarsole 6969 January 29, 2022
by La Puta de la Utah July 16, 2012
A condom used viciously in the rectum.
If it doesn't come out chocolatey you didnt go hard enough. Wash. Rinse. Repeat
If it doesn't come out chocolatey you didnt go hard enough. Wash. Rinse. Repeat
by Skiddly dank master August 25, 2019