Weak Pudding

Weak Pudding can be used in two ways.

1) Used as an insult to anyone for anything. Mainly stupidity and bad genetics.

2) The other use refers to your energy. Being tired or weak.

Bill: Man, I just cant seem to get any girls to like me. I dont know what it is, I must be a Doo Doo Head.

Tim: Damn Bill, you must have some weak pudding. Need to have that checked out.

by Chyef December 12, 2019

Meaty Pud

A low class, cheap pre-cooked meal. Usually consumed by a middle age celibate. Who works a dead-end, usually minimum wage job, in the darkness of his own rented suburban apartment. One pudding contains a mixture of unknown animal tissue combined with a damp, gelatinous outer exterior.

On his way home, Terry stopped by Poundland to pick up a 'meaty pud' to add some sparkle to a rather sad evening.

by Terry<3MeatyPuds November 6, 2020

Pudding Glove

A condom used viciously in the rectum.

If it doesn't come out chocolatey you didnt go hard enough. Wash. Rinse. Repeat

I fucked this girl in her ass so hard when i pulled out, I had a pudding glove.

by Skiddly dank master August 25, 2019

Fapioca pudding

Fap as in masturbation... when a male cums in the shower and the semen hits the hot water in the shower, it clumps/scrambles into a colloid similar to tapioca pudding, hence, we call it FAPioca pudding.

God dammit Jon. There is fapioca pudding stuck to the floor of the shower. Why can’t you jack off somewhere else?

by LarpingLion March 12, 2021

gut pudding

Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.

Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.

by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017

Elmer pud

It your dick when you get out of cold water! It looks like a turtles head poking out

I got out of the pool and had an Elmer pud

by Dsgrover October 22, 2015

chinese pudding

The diarrhea that happens after you eat chinese food.

Timmy ate chinese for dinner, and it gave him chinese pudding for desert.

by chinkchongchang December 13, 2014