Sally has the best hands for a Power Jack. Last night her delicate and smooth hands made me cum so fast I couldn't even make it a whole minute.
by Damon K. September 28, 2021
Get the Power Jackmug. Drugged out non-sequitor regarding some item or event that is cool. Used to denote appreciation, if not comprehension.
"I just want to feel it."
"She wants to feel the power... the power of the bit."
"That's for you. Feel it! Feel that power. That's what Scientology is like. Feel it? Yeah. I deem you clear. I deem you OT Level 7. Alright."
"She wants to feel the power... the power of the bit."
"That's for you. Feel it! Feel that power. That's what Scientology is like. Feel it? Yeah. I deem you clear. I deem you OT Level 7. Alright."
by dogintub November 8, 2008
Get the Power of the Bitmug. Her: Hey baby, do you have a buddy you can bring home to fuck me?
Him: Yeah sure, do you want to try Darryl Powers?
Him: Yeah sure, do you want to try Darryl Powers?
by Fuck Hole June 2, 2010
Get the Darryl Powersmug. Where one rests heavily. At the brink of falling asleep. Snoozing of resting heavily. Light sleeping.
Student A: "Hey man, I say you asleep in the classroom. Ha"
Student B: "I was sleeping! I like to call it, Power Snoozing."
Student B: "I was sleeping! I like to call it, Power Snoozing."
by Siliconwolf September 27, 2006
Get the Power Snoozingmug. A completely over exaggerated compliment to a woman you really don't know, but you want to know... really bad. Typically used when you have nothing better to say, drunk, at 11pm, with seersucker shorts, and wayfarers.
by Uber Redhead March 25, 2013
Get the Power Hairmug. Official Rules of "POWER DREIDEL!"
SETUP:
-Form a circle with 3 or more people, taking turns, clockwise.
-The game requires 2 dreidels. 1 main dreidel & 1 bonus dreidel.
-Set aside a large cup as the community chalice & fill with 1 drink of beer at the beginning of the game.
-Set one shot of liquor beside community chalice.
HOW TO PLAY:
-Spin main dreidel. If it lands on...
Gimmel: Take 1 drink.
Hay: Pour 1 drink of your beverage into community chalice.
Nun: Give 1 drink to person of choice.
Shin: Drink all contents of community chalice
...OR risk it & spin the BONUS DREIDEL!
-The bonus dreidel allows a person who spun Shin a chance to avoid drinking the community chalice.
-Spin the bonus dreidel. If it lands on...
Nun: Choose someone else to drink community chalice.
Shin: Drink all contents of community chalice AND the shot of liquor.
Gimmel/Hay: Drink the community chalice.
-Any time the community chalice and/or shot is emptied, refill with a respective drink of beer and shot.
ADVANCED RULES (optional)
-When someone spins the bonus dreidel, form a circle, do a Hasidic style dance, and loudly chant "BO-NUS DREI-DEL, BO-NUS DREI-DEL, BO-NUS DREI-DEL!"
-All participants vary drink types to make community chalice less desirable.
-Specify a designated bonus dreidel guardian who is the official caretaker of the bonus dreidel.
SETUP:
-Form a circle with 3 or more people, taking turns, clockwise.
-The game requires 2 dreidels. 1 main dreidel & 1 bonus dreidel.
-Set aside a large cup as the community chalice & fill with 1 drink of beer at the beginning of the game.
-Set one shot of liquor beside community chalice.
HOW TO PLAY:
-Spin main dreidel. If it lands on...
Gimmel: Take 1 drink.
Hay: Pour 1 drink of your beverage into community chalice.
Nun: Give 1 drink to person of choice.
Shin: Drink all contents of community chalice
...OR risk it & spin the BONUS DREIDEL!
-The bonus dreidel allows a person who spun Shin a chance to avoid drinking the community chalice.
-Spin the bonus dreidel. If it lands on...
Nun: Choose someone else to drink community chalice.
Shin: Drink all contents of community chalice AND the shot of liquor.
Gimmel/Hay: Drink the community chalice.
-Any time the community chalice and/or shot is emptied, refill with a respective drink of beer and shot.
ADVANCED RULES (optional)
-When someone spins the bonus dreidel, form a circle, do a Hasidic style dance, and loudly chant "BO-NUS DREI-DEL, BO-NUS DREI-DEL, BO-NUS DREI-DEL!"
-All participants vary drink types to make community chalice less desirable.
-Specify a designated bonus dreidel guardian who is the official caretaker of the bonus dreidel.
"Dude, that Power Dreidel game got me so drunk last night that I put on a Santa Claus costume and made love to a Christmas tree!"
by Power Dreidel King December 16, 2012
Get the Power Dreidelmug. 1. People who know the advanced features of a computer operating system.
2. What business people who don't actually know anything about computers call themselves when all they can do is make spreadsheets in Excel. :
2. What business people who don't actually know anything about computers call themselves when all they can do is make spreadsheets in Excel. :
Ex:
1. I just installed a new GUI to Debian! Now to overlock my processor so I can get shit done!
2. The following is a real story from my old job:
Lady: *Calls Me(IT Guy)*
Me: Hello?
Lady: Yes, is this IT I'm speaking with?
Me: Yes.
Lady: I'm normally a "Power User" but lately, Windows has been SO slow! I would like it if you could help me.
Me: Ok, would you like me to come over to your office?
Lady: No, it's fine.
Me: Well, could you answer these questions?
Lady: Yes. Why is it so slow?
Me: Have you updated Windows?
Lady: No.
Me: Do you have Windows 7?
Lady: Why do you want me to downgrade? I already have Windows 95!
Me: Have you downloaded any viruses?
Lady: No, my doctor said I'm fine.
Me: Umm...Well, have you clicked on any suspicious E-Mails?
Lady: Yes! I'm still waiting for my new iPhone!
Me: *Facepalm*
1. I just installed a new GUI to Debian! Now to overlock my processor so I can get shit done!
2. The following is a real story from my old job:
Lady: *Calls Me(IT Guy)*
Me: Hello?
Lady: Yes, is this IT I'm speaking with?
Me: Yes.
Lady: I'm normally a "Power User" but lately, Windows has been SO slow! I would like it if you could help me.
Me: Ok, would you like me to come over to your office?
Lady: No, it's fine.
Me: Well, could you answer these questions?
Lady: Yes. Why is it so slow?
Me: Have you updated Windows?
Lady: No.
Me: Do you have Windows 7?
Lady: Why do you want me to downgrade? I already have Windows 95!
Me: Have you downloaded any viruses?
Lady: No, my doctor said I'm fine.
Me: Umm...Well, have you clicked on any suspicious E-Mails?
Lady: Yes! I'm still waiting for my new iPhone!
Me: *Facepalm*
by The Man with the Plan In a Can August 17, 2012
Get the Power Usermug.