pony rider

Not man enough to ride a horse.

Implies weakness or homosexuality.

You sound like a pony rider with that little voice of yours

Those pants are mighty tight...are you a pony rider or something?

by Ed G March 8, 2008

pony up

An act of pooling everyone's money in the current group together.

Who wants to order a pizza? Everyone who does, pony up!

by Jimmy Ray February 6, 2004

Pony Ridin

the act of riding a pony;also a term used to say somebody is tripping

Those niggas be pony ridin.

by npicky June 4, 2010

jizz pony

a mild to moderately offensive term implying that the subject is a homosexual, whether they are or not. A more creative alternative to fag, queer, etc.

Person A: Want to go see Brokeback Mountain?
Person B: Ummm...no. You should probably just invite one of your friends from the Village People to watch it with you, jizz pony.

by Brandon Dockery December 24, 2008

The cotton pony

A way better name for a Tampon than its politically correct term.

"Maryellen: Hows it goin today kitten?"

"Kitten: not too shabby just ridin' the cotton pony!!!!!"

by Cotton Pony Cowgerl May 28, 2009

prom pony

It's the hottest girl in school!!!

Stop being in your feelings and go out there and fuck the prom pony.

by randman90 January 14, 2017

Pat the pony

Give up an idea/scheme as unworkable, esp. due to expense involved. From an incident where pony rides were offered, but were too expensive, so the child involved was told that she could "pat the pony" instead.

"This looks really good!"
"But look at the price!"
"Ah...oh dear. Never mind, I guess we'll pat the pony on that one."

by gorgeouslystupid May 25, 2008