stinky plum

Think blumpkin, but different. The chick is the one taking a dump, but you're still the one getting your dick sucked. It's never your first choice, or second for that matter. Its more of a last resort.
If she's not doing a good enough job just go ahead and face fuck her, its a completely acceptable variation and probably better for both of you.

Jaclyn's alarm didn't go off and she was running the risk of not making her flight. Anthony knew that if he wanted to get his dick sucked that morning he'd have to settle for a stinky plum.

by Djinbo September 4, 2016

Plum

A firefighter or EMT who, through pure negligence fails to have the skills to do even the most simple aspects of the job.

That plum couldn’t even throw a ladder by himself!

by Visual_Dream May 6, 2019

Plum

A purple/pink bitter fruit.

Mummy, can i have a plum? You didn't feed me all week.

by AILEMASENOJ April 16, 2020

Plum water

When your water is rather plummy. Not a good thing.

WHY THIS TASTE LIKE PLUM WATER!?!?

by tessanic March 6, 2016

man plum

The lower half and or posterior of a man.

Look at Terry! He’s got that man plum going on.

by PlumEater69 May 29, 2019

Shlum Plum

A girl who seems very shy but actually is very active and is 80% time a hooker.

Joe: You know Garfield?
Pine: Yeah?
Joe: I think hes a Shlum Plum.
Pine: Woah, Really?

by pinedog June 26, 2018

Magnus Plum

Magnus likes a big booty, and also a big dick.

Magnus Plum is the main leader of a danish group called MissMeWithDatGayshit

by BigDick2121Esskettitt January 30, 2019