TV parking

Rock Star Parking is also called 'TV parking' for the private-eyes and other TV characters who always manage to get a parking spot right at the front door of every restaurant, mall, business, apartment or other address they are seeking.

Rockford always manages to get TV parking, so why can't I?

by Patrick Spreng September 6, 2008

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lucky park

Pulling into an empty space in a crowded parking lot which is very near the entrance to the place you came to visit.

"Man! Right outside the front doors of Best Buy, and on Christmas Eve! I had to double check to make sure it wasn't a cripple spot."
"Damn, what a lucky park!"

by GreyWyvern January 9, 2009

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park dom

To do nothing, or to stand still.
It is commonly used by South African Indians, pejoratively.

"Eh Thamendren, when that maadhir jumped me, how you just stand there and park dom?"

by pieceofyourpuzzle February 6, 2014

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Park Crawl

A drunken misadventure similar to that of a pub crawl but through parks. Pioneered in Sydney, Australia by a group of courageous nobles. The first ever Park Crawl recorded was Operation Strolling Mongoose in which eight men travelled through the city and in a state of intoxication had a ripper of a day

Monty: "Hey 3 skin what do you reckon about a park crawl this weekend?"

by Montgomery Bilbo Trufflehorn February 12, 2014

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park-and-suck

park-and-suck (n), or park-n-suck (n): a roadside rest area (cottage) where gay men (cottagers) meet to have anonymous oral sex.

David's up to his old tricks again; I saw his car when I drove by the park-and-suck on highway 20 the other night.
That park-n-suck on highway 20 is notorious; the picnic tables outside the tea room are covered in spooge.

by Blaze Johnson November 30, 2014

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