i was literally ded this morning after drinking all night til i chugged back a few powerade palmers.
by mast3rbates May 21, 2018

The act of eating an ass with such enthusiasm and aplomb that the eater gains more pleasure from the act than the eatee.
Hey babe, when we get home, I'm going to shower and when I get out I want you ti hit me with that dirty palmer
by Jeff Ardnt April 21, 2020

Putting forth a blatantly bullshit argument before ghosting the conversation, completely ignoring any rebuttal regardless of how factual and well-researched. Commonly preceded by an obvious lie proclaimed as fact.
Man, that was some of the most inane drivel I've ever been subjected to. I can't believe he dropped that and then ghosted the conversation. He's Scott Palmering hard today.
by FlawedHero February 19, 2025

by bignasty March 24, 2022

Palmer has the biggest cock you’ve ever seen, he fucks all the sexy women even the high school teachers, if you’ve never slept with him you must be ugly.
Palmer is to handsome
by Hotmomma69420 November 22, 2021

The hottest person ever made. When you wake up morning and see the bright beautiful sun, that's Palmer. When you orgasme and have that moment of great feeling, that's palmer. Palmer is referred to as the man, the myth, and a legend. I wish everyone can enjoy a Palmer.
by Shainal March 14, 2022

by Uhm Erm January 22, 2021
