John: Jenny wants me to spend two-thousand dollars to be bored for five days at her cousin's wedding in Australia.
Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
by aweeze April 2, 2010
Get the forcing an owl to jog at noonmug. That owl face ho ran around last week saying Chris was her baby daddy, and now she wants to say it was my man? I'll ride out on that bitch if she ain't careful!
by Mae Inferno October 30, 2008
Get the owl face homug. Meaning less intelligent than the excriment of a flighted nocternal bird who feasts on small rodents and posses the capability of viewing 180 degrees.
by Chris Wollesen April 1, 2006
Get the dumber than owl shitmug. by Cactus-137 December 23, 2017
Get the Neater than owl shitmug. by headth August 22, 2011
Get the slicker than owl shitmug. when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin
Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.
Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
by num421337 April 2, 2010
Get the forcing an owl to jog at noonmug. Things were going great until she started doing Tootsie Pop Owl Queefs - " Ah one! Ahhh Two! Ahhhh Threeeeeee!"
by Ghostington September 5, 2021
Get the Tootsie Pop Owl Queefsmug.