Floor Gnome

One who does all to most activities on the floor; including but not limited to: Sleeping, computer, eating, tv, laughing, being tickled, MMORPGS, getting hammered, being tricky, telling stories, getting tooth aches, heavy breathing, not breathing, joking, Call of Duty, masturbating, and of course, living.

Dave: Pete, let's go get a job.
Pete: No.
Dave: All you do is lay in the floor.
Pete: I'd rather play Call of Duty.
Dave: You're being a total Floor Gnome.
Pete: Fuck you.

by Colton Hayworth December 9, 2011

Floor Spice

The residue left on a food item when it has fallen on the floor.

His pizza fell on the floor; he ate it floor spice and all.

by bringash February 29, 2016

Floor whore

Someone who is always on a floor. They perfer to sleep on the floor than in a bed. If they can be on the floor, they most likely will be on the floor.

"God look at Isaac. He's on the floor again even though there's a chair right there. What a floor whore!"

by Robustandcrusty May 6, 2016

floor alligators

when one stumbles or falls from drinking or smoking too much, as if alligators are trying to bite their feet

The floor alligators got you last night after we came home from the bar.

by drewthomas September 21, 2006

Floor Loko

When drink so much four Loko your body completely shut downs and you sleep on the floor.

- He hit the floor Loko faster than expected

by MarkusPepinivus February 14, 2023

Floor Polish

A substance that is extracted from poppies and turned into what is called heroin.

Floor polish or heroin is used mainly by homeless people or prostitutes.

Heroin / smack.

I did alot of floor polish back in the day.

Hey man do you know where I can find some floor polish?

I'm going to inject some floor polish!

by LasHeyGus August 17, 2019

Floor 11

The most cringey, meme infested floor in college dorms. There is never a dull moment with Floor 11.

I'm so excited to be on Floor 11. I've got so many memes to share!

by Trenly September 21, 2016