Oklahoma ice fishing

Not to be confused with the upper decker. Oklahoma ice fishing is while still taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet you flush the remains of that mornings glorious evacuation of your bowels from the upper tank to the lower bowl and aim that meat stick while it's flowing full stream of glorious golden shower and try to shoot the little nuggets of excrement that flow through the holes of the lower toilet.

Went Oklahoma ice fishing this morning and let me tell you if they kept score I'd give r Kelly a run for his money.

by Shyguy001993 May 2, 2023

Oklahoma quail breast

When a man takes 1 or 2 of his testicles and squeezes in extra skin of his scrotum under the balls creating an illusion of a quail breast.

Man 1: (turns around) “bro wtf put your sack away”
Man 2: that’s an Oklahoma quail breast.

by Dirty bastard September 3, 2023

Oklahoma Chunk Coke

Gassy fire cocaine that is only sold in Oklahoma. If u didnt know, oklahoma has the best coco in america and your buggin if you dont think so. Also the coke in oklahoma is way more chunky and feels 10x better than anywhere else cuz the chunks are huuge

Douglas: I hit that oklahoma chunk coke now im geekin

lil bobby: give me a hand job

by 00000OOO September 9, 2023

Oklahoma Volcano

A very dangerous sex move. First, you take the onion volcano from a hibachi restaurant, put it on your companion's asshole. Then, squirt lighter fluid in their asshole and ignite it with a flame. While the flame is still burning the male inserts their penis into the women or mans asshole for a nice warm, burning sensation.

I'm gonna take you to Shiki and give you the Oklahoma Volcano.

by Ty Laird January 9, 2020

Oklahoma steamboat

when you cum enough to fill a small pot, then boil said cumand let your lover inhale it.

Yeah I heard you and josh did the Oklahoma steamboat last night

by Mrheadphimes February 16, 2020

Oklahoma hula hoop

A belt worn by an oklahoman would make a hula hoop for people in many states, since it's not misinformation that oklahomans are obese, its true.

Guy/girl from California or Colorado- Just got back from Oklahoma, and brought an Oklahoma hula hoop as a souvenir!

by Solid Mantis May 2, 2020

Oklahoma

Oklahoma, home of crazy weather and impossible to get out red dirt. The 46th state of the United States of America. It’s a nice place if you don’t mind a little wind and sudden weather changes. While other states have the same weather all day or at least know what to expect, Oklahomans always need to be prepared to have sleeting in the mornings and 85 degree weather by 2pm with 70mph winds all day. Look out for dirt while wearing nice clothes. If you encounter a tornado, don’t seek shelter, poor a glass of sweet tea and watch from the porch.

Friend 1:Just planned a trip to Oklahoma to visit my family.
Friend 2: Cool, mind if I come?
Friend 1:No but your paying for the tornado season tea

by mikayla_36 October 2, 2020