woke jamming

the act of jamming "woke" content into pieces of media that dont require it or are harmed by it

large media compaines kowtowing to the alt-left by inserting ID-pol content into films and videogames that dont need it -- see also get woke go broke

woke jamming sure messed up wonder woman 84

by chongon maqaque December 28, 2020

Woke religion

If the woke religion is a bastard child how are you not the tapeworm infesting the kids bowels?

Hym "If it is a woke religion that they are just as entitled to it as you are to your narcissistic dogma."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

Woke-wash

The act of trying to update the image or perception of a product, or service by changing it to include social justice, racial justice, lgbtq and DEI themes (among others) to replace traditional imagery or views that are considered problematic by the progressive left.

Bud Light lost billions in their failed attempt to woke-wash their beer's image by hiring trans-activist Dylan Mulvaney for their new ad campaign.

by Solomon7 July 28, 2023

Woke and boke

Waking up with a hangover and immediately throwing up.

“Hey man, you wanna hang out?”
“Nah not right now. I got a nasty hangover. I even woke and boke this morning.”

by Enzo Wonton July 21, 2022

Woke Remorse

When a non BIPOC person who claims to be “woke” gets called out on their unconscious privilege

and begs for forgiveness to absolve their guilt.

Her fake ass apology reeked of woke remorse, I felt like the pope the way she was begging for forgiveness, girl bye.

by Ain’t Playin’ August 24, 2022

Anti-Woke

A conservative snowflake that lives in fear of facts, history, books and drag queens.

The anti-woke governor of Florida is leading a crusade to protect the children of florida from learning about slavery and black history.

by prfsrX March 2, 2023

Stay woke

Phrase used to make sure people around you are aware of reality like the fact that the moon landing was faked or the fact the 9/11 was a government conspiracy or the fact the communists still run around the U.S.

Woke person: Are you a communist?
Unwoke person: What?
Woke person: That sounds like something a communist would say. stay woke.

by Stay woke fam June 8, 2017