kirked

Slang for getting shot critically/getting a critical shot. Reference to Charlie Kirk, a right-wing political activist, getting shot in the jugular on September 10, 2025 during a "Prove Me Wrong" campaign at Utah Valley University and croaking shortly after.

Eden: I just kirked the shit out of this guy on CoD.

Coco: I hope I don't get kirked in the middle of school.

by googlyeyestickers September 10, 2025

Kirk

To be penetrated in the throat, either by Phallus or bullet, similar to Charlie Kirk.

Asking a woman to perform oral sex: Yo shordy how that kirk game
Discussing about a girl giving good blowjobs: Shordy throw mad kirk

by Thomas Yousef September 19, 2025

Kirked

When someone gets shot from a building across campus

Maddy should get kirked

by Lyaker September 30, 2025

Kirk

The man who can’t catch fish.

Kirk hasn’t stopped fishing.

by zjc November 21, 2021

Kirk

The surname of someone who proves there is an extreme end of the autism spectrum.

That guy guy licking the wall is such a kirk

by blackhammer9555 March 8, 2022

getting kirk

When your getting your dick sucked from a whore but in this case called "getting neck" the joke is that charlie kirk also known as #charliesquirt got sniped for 203 damage with a bolt action sniper from fortnite and his neck was kinda hurting after so instead of saying getting head we say getting Kirk

random nigga-bro I’m getting kirk tonight from this thicc white hoe
other random ah nigga-man ur lucky i want some hoes giving me kirk on my johnson

by allwomendeservetogetraped69 September 12, 2025

Kirk

Deiform of Empyrean

Kirk, The god of creation

by KJKakarot November 3, 2022