"There's a space, park in there."
"No way will I get this Transit van in there mate, that space looks tighter than a choirboy's arse!"
"No way will I get this Transit van in there mate, that space looks tighter than a choirboy's arse!"
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
Scottish slang cant be arsed.
Basically it means that you cant be bothered, its a broad term useful for most occasions.
Basically it means that you cant be bothered, its a broad term useful for most occasions.
I cannie be arsed taking the dog out.
I cannie be arsed going to work today.
I cannie be arsed listening to your shite anymore
I cannie be arsed moving
I cannie be arsed going to work today.
I cannie be arsed listening to your shite anymore
I cannie be arsed moving
by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016
1. An exceptionally rude or inconsiderate person.
2. A profane expletive, used especially when one has hurt oneself.
2. A profane expletive, used especially when one has hurt oneself.
1. That arse-wanker just ran over my cat, and then kept driving!
2. Ah, arse-wanker! I just stubbed my toe!
2. Ah, arse-wanker! I just stubbed my toe!
by Pat Coonigans October 31, 2010
by gordon shumway May 12, 2005
A description of the sweatiness of an arse crack in a period of warm weather.
English variation of swamp anus - possibly makes more sense.
English variation of swamp anus - possibly makes more sense.
Oh dear, I think I will need a shower before I go out, I have a touch of swamp arse.
To reduce the swampiness of swamp arse liberally apply talc to the affected area.
To reduce the swampiness of swamp arse liberally apply talc to the affected area.
by misterswampyarse July 19, 2010
Anything that is really rough. Usually the feelings you get the morning after a hardcore drinking session.
by Codein October 10, 2009
(US ass-cunt)
Noun
An arse-cunt is when a woman's vagina or anus is split so that the two together form one hole. This can either happen after childbirth or poorly lubricated anal sex (and possibly vaginal if the penis is too large).
Other words for arse-cunt include 'vagarsehole', 'vagibum', 'pussybottom', 'bum-snatch' and 'poonanus'
Noun
An arse-cunt is when a woman's vagina or anus is split so that the two together form one hole. This can either happen after childbirth or poorly lubricated anal sex (and possibly vaginal if the penis is too large).
Other words for arse-cunt include 'vagarsehole', 'vagibum', 'pussybottom', 'bum-snatch' and 'poonanus'
John and Sophie decided to have anal sex with using any KY, so her anus ripped open, creating an arse-cunt.
After going through 18 hours of labour, trying to push the overweight baby out of her body, Linda ending up with an arse-cunt.
After going through 18 hours of labour, trying to push the overweight baby out of her body, Linda ending up with an arse-cunt.
by the dave machine July 12, 2009