Norwegian Goodbye

When a white person (who thinks they can hold their alcohol) becomes so drunk that they create a text string specifically for jokes pertaining to Trump, covid-19, Kai, travel, coyotes killing Nicole’s dogs, and politics in general.

Oh my God dude, Luxx totally Norwegian Goodbye’d after trying to explain how Biden is the cause for the current rise of inflation; after 3 martinis.

by Dennis is humble. July 17, 2022

norwegian nose dive

The act of putting ice cubes in a fat women's vagina and eating her out making it feel like icy hot patch.

John successfully completed the Norwegian nose dive on fat jenny

by Steve6987654321vagina September 11, 2013

Norwegian Air Conditioner

An Air Conditioner (often referred to as AC) is a home appliance designed to dehumidify, extract heat from an area and make us feel like we're in paradise or heaven, except it comes from Norway

-So where you going this summer? You wanna come with us to Hawaii?

-Sorry, i already have plans to chill with my Norwegian Air Conditioner from Norway.

by brobk avlie August 4, 2021

The Norwegian housewife

Are you tired of cooking breakfast, doing the yard work, and having your sexual urges satisfied? if so this is the thing for you! first take your best wood cutting axe (the bigger the better!) and stick it firmly in your wife's anus, then have her cut the wood with her anus. at the same time she will be cooking your pancakes, and because every good housewife is a multi-tasker she will also be gargling your man sausage. so enjoy!

"my wife has been slacking her duties, so I had her shape up and gave her The Norwegian Housewife!"

by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010

Norwegian joy

When a 6'5 Scandinavian sticks an icicle up your butt

I wanted sex but he insisted on a Norwegian Joy.

by Waltham56 August 8, 2023

Norwegian Pickle Jar

When a group of 4 or more white males with peni under four inches in length and 1.5 inches in girth all insert they’re penises into the same bitthole of a girl simulatiously.

Damn dude. You should have seen it. She invites all of them over and they have her a Norwegian pickle jar.

by Butchugger12345 May 29, 2018

Norwegian ice cap

Where you get a ice cube and insert it into the head of your penis before ejaculation. Then you must cum it out into a mouth of a person who is speaking getman

Dude in I was at the strip pub and I met this chick named Ana so I gave her a Norwegian ice cap cold nazi dick cum snocone german pain insert

by opinhurty194 October 7, 2016