A short, large-nosed, Jewish, and well protected creature, Nolan's Seligson's thick skull and even thicker layers of fat around his entire body makes him impervious to insults. This creature simply does not care about anything. Nolan's favorite things to do are drinking and driving, breaking his spine, and making anti-Semitic jokes. It is said Nolan rubbed his two individual brain cells together so quickly that he decided to become a student at Cal Maritime. Whether these rumors are true remain to be seen. The only think that can be known for sure is that the hydro flask that he carries with him which is filled with a clear, water-like liquid, is not water.
Nolan Seligson failed Calculus 2.
by KanyeWest4Life April 20, 2023
by sigmasid2528 December 28, 2024
short, they are short
by the_guy_from_the_internet January 28, 2020
by alysee cobweb June 27, 2022
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
Greatest whitest man on earth who is a proud homosexual - he is also very fine like just give him to me, please.
Men: Damn I want Nolan as a lover
Women: Damn I do not want nolan
Men: Agreed Nolan Matews is a man who is very cool and an overall good person (fine as well)
Women: Damn I do not want nolan
Men: Agreed Nolan Matews is a man who is very cool and an overall good person (fine as well)
by - obama obviously November 22, 2021
by lalaloopsieland22 December 08, 2019