Nob

A gay stupid man usually called Tom

“Tom is a complete nob”

by Yeetthekids December 3, 2020

Nob

A nob or a.k.a nigga on a budget .

I am unable to go out this weekend due to the fact of me being a nob.

by Simon Taylor December 1, 2015

Nob Jolt

Where you absolutely deck someone out of impulse at the same speed your sperms would be shot out

Dove: I absolutely just Nob Jolted Tom so hard.
Kieran: Wow, he is knocked out cold

by Doveiscool January 6, 2024

Dorf-nob

A strange eccentric individual who often wears butterfly glasses and often with a limp dick for a brain who always thinks he or she is quite right in the head.

An average librarian or an eccentric barrister being a right dorf-nob in his or her job.

by Jake Tankard August 1, 2008

Cheesy nob

Often referring to the jam that builds up in a Males foreskin. If such substance occurs clean away immediately or your basically gammy.

I bet Tommy's got a cheesy nob, seems like a dickhead anyway.

by ladysbirds April 13, 2021

nob

same this as “no” just cooler tbh

“NOB OMG PLS THAT SO FUNNY BYE-“

by brae <3 January 5, 2021

jack nob

hannah the hoe

wow what a jack nob

by blank888 May 4, 2009