Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper

Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper

Omg, did you see that? It’s a Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper.

by Chicken Jumper May 2, 2021

Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper

One who chicken jumps with Massey Ferguson.

OMG, it’s a Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper.

by Chicken Jumper May 2, 2021

Team-jumper

Came up with it while playing Battlefield 1942. This is a person who changes to the team with the most/all of the captured flags points rather than helping his own team take them back.

That no-talent team-jumper just went to the other side instead of helping us out!

by -WOODY- August 17, 2003

Bench Jumper

Enthusiastic church goer apt to seize on the floor, stand up in the pew, or speak in tongues.

Those evangelists are some serious bench jumpers.

by scratch-22 November 12, 2021

colon queue-jumper

A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.

Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"

Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"

by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022

dick-jumper

A girl who gets another boyfriend immediately after the breakup with her previous boyfriend.

Dude, can you believe Laura is already with that guy Marcus. She and Tommy literally broke up yesterday. She’s such a dick-jumper.

by anonymous September 27, 2021

cougar jumper

aka CJ - A young guy who is trying to get with older women for the purpose of trying to date someone like his mom.

Andre is such a cougar jumper on Plenty of Fish.

by jess312 July 20, 2021