Skip Moores

The best character in the Phantasy You book series on Wattpad

hes just everything good in the world in a neat little bundle, theres just nothing bad about him he’s perfect and theres no changing that 🤷 ♂️

Scooter: heilyn?
Heilyn: yes scooter?
Scooter: i have such a huge crush on skip and i want to ask him out
Heilyn: NO WAY?? Skip??? Skip Moores!?!
Scooter: THE Skip Moores

Heilyn: GO FOR IT!!!!!

by bxndaid December 30, 2022

tip my skip

To defacate.

Is the toilet free? I need to go tip my skip.

by MusTheBunneh! May 3, 2017

Skipped into a wall

To inflict great bodily harm upon oneself while in a state of severe inebriation

A: Dude, what happened to her? Looks like she broke her leg.

B: Oh, you didn't hear?

A: No.

B: She went out drinking with some coworkers Saturday night, got completely tanked and totally skipped into a wall.

by SwampRob November 4, 2011

Uno skip

When you get so fucked up you start talking gibberish.

Sarah got so fucked up last night she was uno skipping.

by Saraxxxxx October 6, 2022

skipper, Skip

Columbian snow in the form of powder.

Hey Bill, you got any skip? You think we can skip tonight. Might have to Twicks for the skip. We need some skipper tonight, damnit. The man asked the boy for some skipper, skip in order to skip his way to freedom.

by Mickey Avalonia October 10, 2007

Skip under a rainbow

Your going to KYS

Wyd today

I’m going to skip under a rainbow

by Willysniffer June 14, 2022

House Skipping

Going to multiple friends houses in a row when you only supposed to be at one friends house
Or going to a different place then you said

I just called Emma, jess isn’t at her house like she said,

Oh she must be house skipping

by awkwardpanda2003 September 20, 2018