Spanks Hank

The modern term created for thank you. It was created by an Oregon Insurance Agent who created a typo in an email to another agent but birthed a new word. The spanks hank. You smack it in the end of your email when you want to say thank you but hit your recipient with a confusion.

Hi Mark, I received for the documents.
Spanks hank.

by Turbulentcucumber August 3, 2022

Hank Gisselman

a Hank Gisselman is a being of pure enlightenment ,they are bowed down to all across the world, always a very important and god like being, many people look up to a Hank Gisselman.

ben: did you see how cool that was .
tim: we are in the essence of a Hank Gisselman

by Savage legend July 6, 2017

Hank-ziety

anxiety caused by very innocuous items such as folding tables, Amazon boxes and balloons

The folding table brought on major Hank-ziety.

by Ski3569 March 12, 2025

Hank

Hank is a really cute guy with sexy eyes and beautiful spiral curls that people pay alot of money to have curls like his @his smile is perfect he is polite and very attractive all the lady's want to have him but he's loyal honest very respectful and loves his family and friends and a very firm believer in God .

Hey do you want to go with Hank and I to church?
Yes I do can my mom come with us?

by Faithfullover89babie November 4, 2023

pappy hank

a really funny and nice guy. hes always so welcoming to new people and is a great staff member.

pappy hank asked me how i was the other day

ikr hes so nice always checking up on people

by chrimpo January 12, 2021

Hank drunk

After drinking 2 Mike's Hard Lemonades, you become Hank Drunk.

Hank: Man, I am having a good time! Thanks for hosting the potluck.

John: Thanks for the appreciation, but I think you're just a little Hank drunk.

by SarahHeartsUnicorns March 14, 2018

Triple Hank

An unlikely situation resulting in three (or sometimes more) individuals united by a common factor.

The three of us? Team up? What is this, some kind of Triple Hank situation?

by TheDeejster June 19, 2025