Grandma: What's Facebook?
You: It's a place where you're friends with people you know.
Grandma: I thought you hated everyone you knew.
You: Exactly!
You: It's a place where you're friends with people you know.
Grandma: I thought you hated everyone you knew.
You: Exactly!
by DancingAndy May 9, 2011
Get the facebookmug. When a classic computer game is remade into a mindless, endless, clicking, abomination of your childhood memories.
by UnXiled March 19, 2011
Get the Facebookizedmug. Facebooking- verb; wasting your life away by indulging in the world's largest, most counter productive, mind numbing, and distracting social media platform.
Etymology of Facebook-False Acceptance/Creates Entertainment By Obliterating One's Knowledge.
Etymology of Facebook-False Acceptance/Creates Entertainment By Obliterating One's Knowledge.
Brad won't stop facebooking, this is what caused his divorce, and the fact that he does not remember that he has kids or that he has his own house, but he now has 3,000 "friends" which really means he's lost and alone. God help all who are facebooking, they need rehab.
by zeus4391 August 25, 2011
Get the facebookingmug. A free platform for the cultured elite aka failed comedians, to express their complexes and still sound like experts.
Their expertise is not bounded or limited to any field, but excellently covers all political, philosophical, socio-political & other areas holding a smart like name.
Often, but not always, these users will google to quote famous philosophers and thinkers or name irrelevant studies to legitimize their bitterness.
Their expertise is not bounded or limited to any field, but excellently covers all political, philosophical, socio-political & other areas holding a smart like name.
Often, but not always, these users will google to quote famous philosophers and thinkers or name irrelevant studies to legitimize their bitterness.
by Super smart Lebanese November 25, 2017
Get the Facebookmug. Where all the internet tough guys go to pick fights over nothing with people they don't even know on pages they really don't like in real life.
by CeeJayy1021 September 4, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. A website that keeps changing things pointlessly, without ever actually fixing any problems nor making up its mind; a website that can never be properly fixed.
So when a person "pulls a facebook", it means that they cannot decide one way or another, and change things to cover up the various mistakes they have made instead of applying their time to fix them.
So when a person "pulls a facebook", it means that they cannot decide one way or another, and change things to cover up the various mistakes they have made instead of applying their time to fix them.
So I totally pulled a facebook on that math test. Hopefully the teacher won't notice how I got all the problems wrong because I made everything what I thought was pretty! =D
by AnnoyedPatron November 3, 2010
Get the Facebookmug. A - The new myspace for all you who are still on it.
B - A place of poking people, writing on walls, settling and starting drama/ fights and occasionaly liking random stuff.
C - The easiest way to spell addiction.
B - A place of poking people, writing on walls, settling and starting drama/ fights and occasionaly liking random stuff.
C - The easiest way to spell addiction.
A - Welcome to Facebook!
B - I was on facbook last night with nothing better to do and put up a white flag of retreat in my poke war with nancy.
C - Speaker: Spell addiction
Normal teenager: F-A-C-E-B-O-O-K
Speaker: That is.... correct?
B - I was on facbook last night with nothing better to do and put up a white flag of retreat in my poke war with nancy.
C - Speaker: Spell addiction
Normal teenager: F-A-C-E-B-O-O-K
Speaker: That is.... correct?
by smileychick December 11, 2011
Get the facebookmug.