Negative-Rizz

The opposite of Rizz, or the act of being the opposite of charismatic.

Example of Negative-Rizz Asking to pay 20 dollars for a blowjob after knowing someone for a week.

by Khrysos March 2, 2023

NEGATIVE BITCHES

-1 or below women.
Something that I somehow have.

RANDOM:MFI have 5x more bitches than you!
ME:JOKES ON YOU I HAVE NEGATIVE BITCHEs

by TheBiggestClownInTheMultiverse March 6, 2023

negative rizz

To be unable to rizz up girls/guys. Having no game. Being single and unable to mingle

Ron has negative rizz

by Djmbenga1783 March 27, 2023

negative rizz

when you got no rizz and less than no rizz

Jaden got negative rizz, as well as Kyle.

by airtwin April 18, 2023

negative ion

Bullshit that companies use in their product descriptions to attract karens and anti-vaxxers into being fooled and buying them.

Company: Behold! Our new negative ion anti 5G quantum energy wrist-band!

A: How do people believe this? Atleast the money is off to a person with a brain.
B: This product is 100% true and believable! Anything to protect myself from the 5G waves!

by Poopoo Consumer May 1, 2023

negative infinity out of one infinitesimal

A ranking reserved for war crimes so bad, WWII Germany and Japan look like joke villains compared to the masterminds behind such atrocities.

"'Cuties' and the 'Hype House'. Films/series that are so bad they have the dishonor of being ranked as a negative infinity out of one infinitesimal. Did Netflix create these as actual entertainment or instruments of torture?"

by Silicosis9324 May 9, 2023

Negative Blessing

When you wish for something bad to happen to get you out of something you don't want to do.

Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."

Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."

by Zendreon July 14, 2023