nice asymptotes

What a geeky Math whiz boy would say to a geeky Math whiz girl as a one-liner.

At the Beta Sigma Omega Math Olympiads, Devin walked up to Melissa and looked at her graph of the function, and then tried to suavely say "Hey there, lady, nice asymptotes - can I see them closer?"

by Adel7 January 6, 2008

Nice pear

Another way of saying nice pair of female breasts.

Whoa! You have a nice pear...

by Syuveil December 27, 2006

The Nice Guy

The guy who never gets the girl; he who finishes last; thou who art nice shall get screwed; Anyone who goes out of their way to help someone and gets screwed for it; the guy who likes the girl listens to her after the break-up and then is forgotten until she is dumped again.

Example of The Nice Guy rule in action: In England, there was a bank robbery and the robber couldn't open the front door, because his hands were full of money, an innocent bystander is walking by and sees the man struggling with the door and holds it open for him, that man was arrested for assisting an armed robbery.

by The_Nice_Guy September 1, 2009

Very nice

When the Japanese whiskey is too damn good, it's very nice.

PooDePa: *has a lil sip of da whiskey* "very nice"

by ma nama jefffffff September 4, 2017

Nebraska Nice

Nebraska nice is when a person is genuinely polite and curtious without having a hidden agenda.

1. "Wow, those football fans were Nebraska nice, they invited us to their tailgate, fed us and let us drink their beer."

2. "I finally met my girlfriends family and they were extremely nice, like Nebraska nice."

by WFishNebraska May 2, 2019

Nice Pants

When your talking with a chick and she has either nice legs or a nice butt or both and you want to tell her but dont want her to think your a creeper. but when the girl starts talking about said pants make sure you tune her out

Kayleigh: hey Cory

Cory: Hey Kayleigh, nice pants

Kayleigh: Thank you i got them blah blah blah

by coolcory January 13, 2010

Nice Girl

The type of girl who really thinks that thinks the everyone's life is about her. Any thing can be made bad if she needs a troubled life and drama. Most common complaint is that she doesn't have "A Man", however more prefers to complain about it rather than go out with someone. Also the type of person who would look up her name here and only write positive traits about herself.

Nice Girl: WHY CANT I FIND A GUY LIKE THE ONE IN THIS PIC???
Guy in the pic: Hey ;)
Nice Girl: No
Guy in the pic: I'm literally the guy in the pic.

by Skeleturtle April 28, 2019