Noah 

Someone who thinks he's the shit, but yet he's single, desperate, and a wannabe

Wow you're being such a Noah

Noah by justawannabefuckboy January 16, 2017

Noah 

A bearded midget who directs movies. Also he tends to laugh like a snake and cheats at the game of Uno.

So I saw this really short bearded guy the other day. He must have been named Noah.

Noah by Kagan Phillip April 17, 2010

Noah 

Noah is a player that's for sure. He usually goes out with at least 3 girls with in weeks. He thinks he's got the looks that's why he's so up himself. Girls find him attractive but they don't know that he is girlfriend thirsty. Girls fall for him and he plays them as if they are nothing.

The other day Noah said he liked me but then asked out someone else

Noah by IMTHABEST August 22, 2016

Noah 

A tall vegan boy who believes in saving the world through eating peanuts and cucumbers and wears camouflage clothing. He is very strange at first sight but grows on people very quickly. He is easy to talk to and enjoys strange music. He has strange habits and desires such as picking others noses. He occasionally is struck by lightning.

Girl 1: Who's penis is on that girl's shoulder?
Girl 2: Must be a Noah!

Noah by girls who lovez them some noah September 26, 2010

Noah 

Super redneck who has casual sex with opposums

Noah was with that opposum

Noah by Shaken June 23, 2016

Noah 

The Funniest guy Around. He is the Best at making Asian and Black Friends. He is the at basketball and is to good for school

Guy 1. Look over there its Noah I so want to be him
Noah. Now you can be and for only $9.99 buy now.

Noah by N.SYKES May 15, 2017

Noah 

Ugly and always annoying and always says he’s joking and is a BAD kid and you should never date a Noah

Noah is so rude

Noah by Savage31 December 28, 2017