To sneak into the bathroom while someone is mid-shower, take a shit, and exit, leaving only the scent of shit wafting about the bathroom on the steamy air to announce the shitter's presence.
by faton4paws June 22, 2014
Get the ninja shitmug. Adj.
Describes acts of stealing, procuring, getting out of doing a difficult task, or anything sneaky around the appartment
Describes acts of stealing, procuring, getting out of doing a difficult task, or anything sneaky around the appartment
1 A bob ninja rarely washes the dishes, cleans the shower hairtrap even after jizzing up the hairball, or does any laundry.
2 The only thing a bob ninja can't do is steal something heavier than humanly possable to carry.
3 A bob ninja always seems to have plenty of time for daily masturbating to web porn
2 The only thing a bob ninja can't do is steal something heavier than humanly possable to carry.
3 A bob ninja always seems to have plenty of time for daily masturbating to web porn
by tracyducy December 16, 2012
Get the bob ninjamug. by smurf herder 69 September 20, 2011
Get the fap ninjamug. One who posesses Ninja characteristics, jedi powers and the skills of a true gangstah. In hopes of world domination, they recruit a clan, make a no-fail plan and subliminaly mind-freak you. It's not a trend... it's a life style.
by LegitEarthLove June 28, 2010
Get the Ninja Gangstahmug. 1. One who is very skilled at handling cock. So skilled that their cock handling would be comparable to that of a ninja's preying mantis kick.
2. Can also be used as an insult usually inferring extreme homosexuality.
2. Can also be used as an insult usually inferring extreme homosexuality.
Wow, that kid was a giant cock ninja.
or
"Dude, that chick I nailed last night was a total cock ninja."
"Damn, I'd give my left nut for a night with her."
or
"Dude, that chick I nailed last night was a total cock ninja."
"Damn, I'd give my left nut for a night with her."
by Mark and JJ May 6, 2009
Get the Cock ninjamug. 1. An act of random anonymous kindness and encouragement usually a gift or message
2. A person (or ninja) who does the above
3. vb to give a ninja angel
2. A person (or ninja) who does the above
3. vb to give a ninja angel
1. "I got a ninja angel yesterday! It made my day!"
2. "Thank you mysterious ninja angel! I love my chocolate!"
3. "Jane's been having a hard time recently. Do you think we should ninja angel her?"
2. "Thank you mysterious ninja angel! I love my chocolate!"
3. "Jane's been having a hard time recently. Do you think we should ninja angel her?"
by absieb March 29, 2011
Get the ninja angelmug. Someone, anyone who sneaks into your area and steals parts from your shopstock subverting the system. These individuals can and will rape any inventory levels.
Brandon looks over at his shop stock to see Darnell rapeing his inventory levels and yells: Hey! Isnt that what production control is for?
Darnell turns to Brandon with an evil grin throws a smoke bomb at is feet and disapears into the smoke!
Brandon screams: Damn you Parts Ninja!
Darnell turns to Brandon with an evil grin throws a smoke bomb at is feet and disapears into the smoke!
Brandon screams: Damn you Parts Ninja!
by Cr@zy76 October 27, 2011
Get the Parts Ninjamug.