Uber-necking

The physical stance and motions one assumes when searching for his or her Uber car. May include craning neck, talking frantically on the phone, or a look of desperation in the eye. Sometimes followed by shoulders slumped in defeat and arm raised to just hail a regular taxi.

It's a cold night to be uber-necking...I hope Tom finds his car soon.

by Polka Dottie April 15, 2015

Burger neck

Is the fat at the back of your neck that looks like a burger

Mum what's that fat thing at the back of his neck. Mum:It's called a burger neck.

by Uglyonesexy July 9, 2015

Thrill neck

Thrill neck - the act of ones self posing or making an instagram status purely for likes. Example taking a selfie in the mirror of ones “gains” with a completely irrelevant caption like “dis weather tho”. Thrill necks are plentiful within modern day society and should be shamed upon.

See Colin over there? “Yea he is such a thrill neck aye” look at him posing in the mirror.

by Azwaye-ghandi December 29, 2018

Hairy Neck

A long, necked hairy man who teenage girls find attractive.

OMG Britney a hairy neck is coming our way!! Get his number!

by Molly Morris September 7, 2019

E.T. Necking

E.T. (The Extra Terrestrial) had a long neck and a large head. When someone stretches their neck and their head blocks your view.

"I can't see because you are E.T. Necking!"

As your friend looks out the window and says "Check out that girl over there!" and you cant see past his head because he is E.T. Necking and you miss the view.

by S.Bod October 2, 2012

Neck Fro

The puffy curly hair, usually very untidy, on the back of a hairy dude's neck. Commonly associated with overweight to obese men. Typically used as an all-purpose pillow or 100% effective contraception.

Becky: So what did you think of Ricky?
Katelyn: He's a nice guy, but he has a huge neck fro!
Becky: Ewww, good thing he doesn't have your number.

by Captan Hammer. December 13, 2012

Thick neck

The type of guy who worships the gym and protein #gains. Ocean beach is a staple in the holiday calendar so is posing from the gram with a bottle of vodka the lads chipped in €5 for. Sleeve tattoos are a prominent feature, so is calling you ‘babes’. As dense as a potato but 10/10 for arrogance. Wayne Lineker is the leader of the thick necks.

Emma: what do you think of this guy on tinder?
Jordan: he’s such a thick neck

by queenoftinder November 19, 2020