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magic muscle

The one muscle in every woman that has the magical ability to captivate and control any man of any caliber. This muscle is medically referred to as, "vagina"
Rusty was doing great, business was booming, life was going his way, and then he met Sally and she flexed that ol Magic Muscle. Now Rusty's broke and no one ever sees him.
by MrMoose69 July 1, 2022
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bearded muscle

A bearded man that loves to workout and has amazing muscles
Damn... did you see that bearded muscle guy in the gym..
by MX2142 February 20, 2018
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Muscle Inflation

The peak of a workout where your pumped and can't move your arms. It feels like your biceps are balloons.
Arnold Schwarzenegger says muscle inflation feels like cumming with a woman.
by SageExtreme October 16, 2010
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pimp muscle

the pimps pimp muscle was stiff with excitement
by Tyler Barron January 27, 2005
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jo muscle

put your dominant arm out in front of you.
put your hand in a fist.
then move your wrist up and down.
you will see the muscle in your arm go up and down.
girls already have it but boys can develop a bigger jo muscle.
by mrs. phelps<3 January 20, 2009
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Facebook Muscles

(n) When someone says stuff on their wall, others wall, and or private message that they would never say in person.
(v) The act of messaging or posting on a wall, that would never be said in person.
(adj) ex: The guy hit on a girl by posting how hot she is on her photo in facebook, but when they got together he coward away. "Man that guy has facebook muscles".
by usmcvince January 18, 2012
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Masturbation Muscle

When a male has fapped so much, that one arm is bigger than the other one.
Guy 1 "Dude how did Daniel get so buff?"

Guy 2 "Look at his arm."

Guy 2 "It's because he tones his Masturbation Muscle."

Daniel "No! I just workout."
by Lifewithaknife November 1, 2011
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