Mum bore

Someone who can only talk about their children and nothing else.

“How are you today?”

“Well Ethan has been awake all night and wasn’t great this morning” = Mum bore

by Kayinsane April 27, 2022

ur mum

the words 'ur mum' are the greatest words mankind has ever invented. There is so much emotion in these beautiful words I cannot even describe how it makes me feel when someone whispers these words Into my ears it makes me feel all buzzy and tingly it is a sensational feel coursing through your body. the maker of these words a quandarius figgle bottom the 3rd now he is the most gorgeous person to ever set foot on this earth gosh I wish he would marry me.

jack: Hey christian ur mum is a fucking ugly whore.
Christian: shut up cuz guess what I had intercourse with ur dad last night
jack: wha-

by Yo_mamaOffical June 3, 2022

Haleems mum

The pengest munch

Have you ever seen Haleems mum? She eats curry lol

by Thomas Naylor October 3, 2020

Andrea(mum)

Andrea is my mum she's the best she's caring,loving and she'll always put others before herself I love my mum and I might not show it mum but I love you

Andrea(mum).oh she's my mum she's my world

by Dyl.ross8420 September 23, 2020

harrys mum

DEAD

that crash was hectic harrys mum is DEAD

by harrys dad May 15, 2022

Flakey's mum

it's literally the mother of a fucking cereal box

hey do you know flakey's mum?

Yeah, she gave birth to flakey

by wagwan piffting set me ur bbm May 10, 2018

your mum

A dumb joke that idiots use like me.

idiots also use it for roasting people but we all know that won't work

roast: person: boii you look like saggy wet noodles

idiot: like your mum?

by WhoEatDaOreo January 14, 2017