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mr. Higglesworth

That asshole teacher who always fails you because he has a fetish for giving people Fs. He often has a high-pitched voice that makes your ears bleed, and uses that voice to insult you to no end and speak in sentences longer than required. Favorite words include gay, fagola, ass-signment, and F.
Mr. Higglesworth: Well, Fagola, it appears you go approximately zero wrong on your ass-sighnment. Therefore, your score is exactly F out of 12, you failed!
by Foab August 14, 2014
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Mr. Men

Person 1: Aye, do you know Keshav?
Person 2: You mean Mr. Men?
by Brin Bib October 30, 2019
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The Mr. Freeze

When one cum's on a woman's face and forces her outside (typically to walk home) in subzero weather, the cum will actually freeze to her face, hence 'The Mr. Freeze'
I saw a chick walking home with cum frozen on her face; must've gotten hit with The Mr. Freeze
by BlisteringFury November 19, 2021
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Mr. Softee

The male penis when soft and flaccid.
Rachel woke me up at 4 a.m. by sucking on Mr. Softee.

She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
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Mr. Wrinkles

My Mr. Wrinkles is on fire after eating those hot peppers.
by Hahahahha123456789 April 11, 2016
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Mr Zhou

Mr. Zhou, the enigmatic math teacher, is a legendary figure in the realm of education. He is the son of Chinese-born Singaporean patriarch, Jackson Zhou Senior. His blissful talents at Tempe High School led him to pursue an education to educate, and his presence in NSBHS is unmatched, to the point where senior students have a 21.56% chance of spawning.

His abilities include:

-Textbook Transference: Mr. Zhou possesses the extraordinary power to effortlessly transfer the contents of textbooks onto the classroom board, creating an atmosphere reminiscent of a library.

-Unaware Gamer: Despite the students' best attempts at gaming during class, Mr. Zhou remains oblivious, unknowingly granting his pupils moments of leisure amidst the academic facade.

-Detention Enforcer: Mastering the art of after-school discipline, Mr. Zhou employs his stern gaze and mysterious aura to enforce detentions, leaving students with no choice but to comply with his enigmatic rules.

-Bench Press Virtuoso: Beyond his teaching abilities, Mr. Zhou is a physical powerhouse, boasting a remarkable strength of 200kg in bench press.

-Counter-Strike Veteran: In his earlier days, Mr. Zhou was a formidable player in the world of Counter-Strike 1.6, showcasing his gaming prowess in virtual battlegrounds.

-Intuitive Teaching Instinct: He can gauge the class's understanding and adjust his teaching approach on the fly, eliminating the need for traditional lesson plans.(instinct takes 80% of the lesson to start)
Shit bro, the teacher didn't even notice I was on Stereo Madness! What a Zhou Moment. Mr Zhou W!
by HanKisser69 October 14, 2023
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Mr Starr

An insanely hot teacher who all his students wanna fuck in the ass. Just the pure sight of his handsome jawline can make a dick hard and a pussy wet. He walks into the classroom with his incredibly tight ass and all the students instantly bite their lips, and the try not to cum challenge begins.
student one: OH MY GOD ITS MR STARR!
student two: Shush let me jerk off in peace
by ChelseaTheHotBitch October 14, 2022
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