moist penis

A moist penis is when you bust a nut at your wife's funeral.
Hey guys I just got a moist penis last weekend.
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moist cock

It is just a moist cock and is very good to women
by Dicksmacker9000 March 27, 2017
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moist towel

where you are licking a girls pussy then start heavily warm breathing or panting inside her vagina
i gave that girl the best moist towel she wil ever recieve
by xtreemelicker March 23, 2011
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Nocturnal Moistness

A wet dream had by a perverted closet homosexual who enjoys the company of black midget men.
Dan C has to change his sheets every morning due to his ongoing Nocturnal Moistness issues.
by B. Hugs September 18, 2011
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moist men

Men that constantly out lotion or other moisterizer on there hands arms and other parts of there body. Manly at work but at home also
Joe and guy are always puting lotion on their hands they are a couple of moist men
by mikebdrx1 April 11, 2008
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Moist Tofu

The act of a man sticking tofu in a womens vagina while proceeding to have sex with her causing moist white cheese to secrete from her vagina.
Last night Krista asked for me to do the moist tofu with her.
by poodlewipp999 February 21, 2011
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