minecraft porn

Porn in minecraft. Like dick goes in vagina my dudes but in minecraft so it's better

Yo you wanna watch some porn. Nah dude let's watch some minecraft porn. Dude what the fuck is wrong with you. Nah dude it's cool look. Wow that's really cool my dude I can watch this shit all day!!!

by DudeSaidWhat July 02, 2017

Minecraft racism

When you deliberately kill a black sheep in minecraft

Did you see that player kill a black sheep just then? This Minecraft racism really has to stop!

by WBfan95 November 21, 2013

Minecraft fanboy

An guy which rages over minecraft and spams in versus videos that minecraft is better.

(In crappy versus videos)

Normal Guy : Stop the fight you dumb fanboys, this is annoying.

Minecraft fanboy : NAAH LOL MINECRAFT IS AWESUM IT HAS RANDOMLY GENERATED TERRAIN AND ALOT OF MATURE ADULTS AND FACTIONS AND ALOT OF CRAP THHAHAHHTROLL

ITS BETTER THAN ROBLOX AND BLOCKLAND AND OMGTROLOLOLOL

by Startde1245 June 23, 2012

Philza Minecraft

Philza Minecraft is a dentist.

Philza Minecraft recommends Colgate

Philza Minecraft is a tory.

Philza Minecraft is the husband of Mumza

by Turtle in a box September 14, 2022

minecraft phase

The annual 2 week phase of the minecraft grind that most people find themselves stuck in.

Kyle: Bro it's time for the annual minecraft phase.
David: Time for two weeks with all the boys.

by gawkgawkcumsock February 05, 2023

Hop on Minecraft

Invitation to Hot Hardcore lesbian sex

-Hey Alice, wanna hop on Minecraft?
+I thought you would never asked me!

by Von_The_Disco May 13, 2021

Minecraft fanboy

A Minecraft fanboy thinks just because a thing is in Minecraft they think everything else that has that thing is copying Minecraft.

All Nintendo games on the Nintendo 64 have the same graphics as Minecraft. Therefor the Minecraft fanboy thinks it is copying it.

by Vinny Cohen April 13, 2016