Minecraft 

A fucking god send when us humans were only just mere brainlets.

Person1: haha I like fortnite.
Person2 shut the fuck up you mere gremlin Minecraft is the best thing ever received upon this cursed world.

Minecraft by Daddycallmecarson July 1, 2019

Minecraft 

Pewdiepie rip joergon if Sven dies the series is over

Pewdiepie is the biggest Minecraft YouTuber ever and joergon died and if sven dies the series is over

Minecraft by Joergon July 12, 2019

Minecraft 

The Perfect Game.

1.No need for a sentence, You already know what it is.
2. If you dont play Chad Minecraft. Go back to playing Virgin Fortnite.

Minecraft by Op Guac the 4t July 14, 2019

Minecraft 

A blessing from God that killed the

god-awful fortnite and has sold more copies than Tetris and is the most downloaded he in the world

Fortnite addict: wait, why did my friends leave Fortnite?

His friends: they removed all the good features and we're switching to Minecraft, damn that sheep is sexy.

Minecraft by TrueAerioC July 15, 2019

Minecraft 

Virtual and legal alternative to drugs, the best shit you'll ever do.

Person 1: Wanna go to this party-
Person 2: FUCK THAT SHIT I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT

Minecraft by senpaielias July 24, 2019

Minecraft 

A game that is better than fortnite

Minecraft is the best

Minecraft by Aussiedude12 July 25, 2019

Minecraft 

A game with large blocks for everything. Somehow super addictive and oddly fun

“Hey Pete, wanna go play some Minecraft on the Xbox?”
“The doggo world?”
“Sure”
“OHH YEAAAH”

Minecraft by Panda Poof July 27, 2019