will mallory

The dumb jock, biggest dick in the school, thinks he's better or above the rest.

Dude, James is being a Will Mallory today...

by will mallory April 20, 2017

Marshing Mallow

When you cum in the shower and marsh it down the drain.

My roommate needed to take a shower so obviously "Marshing Mallow" was the only way to go.

by Mrlightningfast July 12, 2018

Chocolate mallow mouse poop

An abomination created by Angela. Food made of chocolate, marshmallows and a lack of creativity .

That was chocolate mallow mouse poop was so bad, I can’t believe I paid $9 for it.

by Foodcritic August 7, 2018

Mr Mellon

A very-VERY tall guy with blond hair and blue eyes. Gets all the girls and guys. Has a gambling problem when left unattended. Likes adventures and hates Star-Wars.

That guy is such a Mr Mellon

by notsomeoneinurclass November 16, 2018

Mexican Mallonee

When you use your own pee for bong water

Hank: “Oh no! The bong is out of water!”
Caz:”It’s okay, we can just do a Mexican Mallonee!”

by Fucklettuce November 19, 2019

『Mxrsh • Mellow』

Oh hey, 『Mxrsh • Mellow』how are you? I hope you're good. ;)

A 『Mxrsh • Mellow』is a kind and social person

『Mxrsh • Mellow』is so kind go subscribe to her!

by Aylin the alien December 2, 2019

Squanch-Mallow

When a Squishmallow stuffed toy is given a sizable opening where a male inserts his sailor into and brutally fucks to completion.

Hey Chad can i borrow your Squanch-Mallow for the weekend?

by NJP777 February 12, 2021