Millennialitis

A mental disease that causes people born between 1981 and 2001 to believe that they are the smartest, coolest, and most entitled group of people that have ever lived. The disease is usually cured by inevitable doses of reality and eventual maturity.

Jason left a good job because he wanted to be on television and have his own TV reality show about his life. He is suffering from millennialitis.

by JaySon27 April 10, 2019

beat a furry millennium

So beat a furry century was still not enough. Beat a furry millennium starts now from 2021-3021. Beat a furry then tell your grandkids to beat a furry, then make them tell their grandkids, repeat for 1000 years

Hey Thomas it’s beat a furry millennium this means we can beat furries for 1000 years.

by Krabbyz February 18, 2021

Millennials

Not all but generally they are scum that believe they are entitled to receive anything and blame their problems on others. As children they received a ribbon for finishing second last in a race and were told it was not their fault for failing their test it was the teachers. They will tell you what to be offended by and are hyper-sensitive and will whinge if you insult them. They are too lazy to work hard to earn a lot of money and instead believe that communism is the best way forward because it has definitely been shown to work throughout history. Though you got to feel sorry for them, life ain’t fair.

Millennials: I’m broke, depressed and have a massive student loan.
Gen Z: bruh rip

by Frankenstein’s Dongle January 24, 2021

Millenniism

The act of discrimination based on birth year occurring before or after the year 2000.

"The only good people in the world were born in the 1900's!"

"You're exhibiting millenniism/just being a millenniist"

by The Angry Viking March 26, 2010

Millennialize

to remove any substance such as intellectual complexity, subtlety, or sophistication in favor of perceived style or swagger; to dumb down to the lowest common denominator in an attempt to appeal to everyone as often displayed by the culture, music, and arts of the Millennial Generation.

1.) J.J. Abrams Millennialized Star Trek in 2009.

2.) Ah crap I'm not going to see the new Robocop. You know they are just going to Millenialize it.

3.) Jim: "Wow old school hip hop is so much different than today's steaming pile of crap. Their lyrics used to have meaning, coherent structure, and wow they even told a story! What the hell happened?"

Jane: "Ah you know right around the late 1990s when MTV changed from showing music videos to reality TV, the only music being pushed was that that would appeal to the most people possible. Artists had to Millennialize their music to appeal to a new generation of culturually bankrupt, brainwashed, socially media addicted youth."

Jim: "Ah that makes sense. That's why music in general is just god awful these days. Well what comes next?"

Jane: "Collapse of Western Civilization.

4.) Jim: "Wow look at the difference between comedians of the past and comedians now. Eddie Murphy, George Carlin, and Chris Rock were actually intelligent, edgy, and creative. How did utter lame ass morons like Dane Cook ever become popular?"

Jane: "Either Dane Cook was never that funny or he Millenialized his act."

by Intellectual Savior. January 30, 2014

Zillennial

A person born between 1997 and 2002, who doesn’t culturally fit in with Millenials or Gen Z.

“I never had a cassette player, but I’m also not into Tiktok, because I’m a Zillennial. I grew up in a nationalist America as a result of the 9/11 attacks.”

by SkinnyJayson March 30, 2021

Millenial's Syndrome

People who typically suffer from MS may be known to be afraid or intimidated of answering a phone call or video chatting. MS carriers seem to be okay with only texting to be sure to utilize sarcasm and tone to be conveyed on a box woth letters in it.

My gf caught Millenial's Syndrome so I called it off.

by Rotussin November 15, 2019