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Mikey

A edgy, but lovable guy. He doesnt seem to care about you but he actually wants to squeeze you until you die. He would do anything for you, even commit arson.
Mikey is amazing
by Gummybearsareoverated64 June 11, 2023
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mikeys

Person 1: How's your new job?
Person 2: It's pretty great. I make so many mikeys that I might start tipping my doctor.
by Albamakid103 June 5, 2023
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Richard Michael Dean (Mikey)

Richard Michael Dean (Mikey) thought “that green sign” meant a sign that saidGreen sign
by Hahaahahaloser May 14, 2021
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Crikey Mikey

What she screams after you put it in the wrong hole after slipping out
Her: Put it back in my… Ah! Crikey Mikey!
by Wuzitdachad June 14, 2022
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Mikey

Mikey is the definition of cute. His smile is infectious and would never fail to make you smile back.

He is cute, handsome and cool, cooler than you’ll ever be yourself.

Mikey is always kind and caring, he is always there for you when you need him.
Be more like Mikey
Person: hey what’s the name of that person who’s super cute

Me: oh that’s definitely a mikey
by Jojojoeyjojo December 7, 2019
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mikey

mikey is the sweetest and perfect boy ever im so deeply inlove with mikey that the human mind cant come close to comprehending my love for him he has blondish hair and grayish blue eyes he doesnt like me back anymore im sure of it but if i had a chance to bring it back all i would i just wanna be with him and and buy him anything and everything he wants and to give him the best treatment ever, the treatment he deserves, he deserves to be treated like royalty he may have no interest in me and i may mean nothing to him now but i still cant move on the months we dated were the best months of my life even though they were kinda hard on me with other stuff going on mikey was always there to make me feel better i always felt super empty but just seeing his notification or his pretty face made me instantly feel better he has the prettiest smile that could bright up a room and the most gorgeous eyes hes very funny and pretty and has such a lovely voice and a stunning face and a personality so perfect like the rest of him. Mikey hasnt got a main attractive feature because hes just so attractive no matter what he looks like, he might not be pretty or perfect in everyones eyes but hes the loml and he'll always be pretty,handsome,perfect,amazing and so on to me no matter the looks or how he changes his personality ill always have a reason to love him because i truly love him and im so inlove with him i could write a book about this man, i wanna treat him the best hes ever been treated.
A: whos mikey?
B: mikey is the sweetest and most perfect boy on this planet
by imstillnotovermyex November 23, 2023
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Mikey

Aka “Mikey Slatt” Always be remembered for masturbating anywhere at anytime even when all odds are against him he will find a way to nut

With his spaghetti arms you would wonder how he got so Boney, well that’s is because he is unable to pick up a utensil he just simply doesn’t have the strength for it.
“Mikey Slatt” is one of the 36 black kids in the world to ever beat to Fortnite porn.
He is also in the race for worst Black basketball player in SoCal.
Hi Mikey how are you
by Bluebucks November 22, 2021
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