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Miami Tingle

The act of applying a small amount of cocaine to the anus as anesthetic to ease impending penetration
She said she wanted to try but it hurt too much , so I gave her a Miami Tingle
by optipus December 19, 2014
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Miami Pickle

The act of master-bating while inserting a pickle in your anus.

Stems from Eric Detiege, 47, of Tampa, was charged Sunday with exposure of sexual organs for the unappetizing display, according to the arrest affidavit obtained by the outlet.

The arresting officer was at the time responding to reports of a suspicious person.

He ultimately found Detiege on private premises “lying flat on his back, no pants or undergarments on his bottom half,” according to the document.

Detiege, according to the affidavit, “had his penis in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in his other hand” and “was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”
Story From Yahoo News Story, “Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property
Don’t do the Miami Pickle in public.
by Bud Bug July 27, 2021
mugGet the Miami Picklemug.

Miami

A small town in Florida where red neck drivers change lanes at least 15 times per minute.
What are those crab-like drivers doing? Must be in Miami rn.
by Knmagor June 12, 2023
mugGet the Miamimug.

The Miami Midget Shorn

The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.
I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.
by Dr. Shornington January 26, 2022
mugGet the The Miami Midget Shornmug.

Miami Monday Money

It’s like normal Monday money, expect it’s doubled. We in Miami bitch.
Like Monday money but in Miami. Miami Monday money.
by anonymous February 3, 2025
mugGet the Miami Monday Moneymug.

miami super soaker

a miami super soaker is when you an STD while you’re cross faded in a hotel room at 3:14am off a bottle of henny and 2 black & milds with a 3.5 of some reggie off a sketchy plug who got locked up for aggravated robbery inside a gas station and he needs a retwist and has a set of gold grills and swears he’s “from the trenches” but has a chrysler 300 with star lights and his daddy payed for his college tuition to FSU.
guy from the trenches- “ man i’m down bad for ol lady over there with the BBL, i can’t get over how many are around here”

you- “you talking about shaliquah? she gave me a miami super soaker last year”

guy from the trenches- “what’s that?”

you- “look at the urban dictionary
mugGet the miami super soakermug.

miami springs

the place where cubans love to scream and fuck & where people think it’s cute to have 5+ body’s
me : hey bro your girl goes to miami springs?
him: hell no bro that school is full of leg spreading refs
by sikeyouthoughtt123 March 8, 2020
mugGet the miami springsmug.

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