Pulling A Sarah Mendoza

"like"-ing every comment/wallpost/anything worthy of liking in your path.

Hayley: STOP PULLING A SARAH MENDOZA, STOOPS.

by This one chickk. October 27, 2011

manbone

an old woman who has the power to turn into a man.

who do you think you are, some sorta manbone

by ronny irani January 22, 2004

mendolia

when you have your thong really far up your ass and when you washed your face with duesh water

mary who sits in front of me

by dude who sits behind her in 4th hour October 8, 2004

manbong

1. a man who has been taken apart and resutured to resemble or be used as a bong.

2. a man who has consumed copious amounts of cannabis product.

1. "hey man, check my new piece, i call it the manbong!"
"holy shit, let's smoke a bowl!"

2. "oh, wow, i'm so high..."
"dude, you smoked so much, you're like a mufuckin' manbong."

by Jake John January 20, 2008

Melbourne Purplefish

This rare fish can only appear if the time is right. In order to perform this great feat one must work up a bonner then drench it in ranch, next grip the penis at the base, cutting off the blood-flow to the penis which should turn it purple (the darker the better) then insert where desired. First founded by lonely fishermen in the Indian River that is located around Melbourne Florida.

My Dude: "Dam, Connor is one hell of a Melbourne Purplefish!"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he Melbourne Purplefished that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne Purplefish that chick?"

by ConairSV June 28, 2010

Matthew Mendoza

Cool Beast awesome sick shuffler

Matthew Mendoza has the most swag in in the world

by Top_KiLLzZ January 19, 2012

melbourne

The fashion, events, food and wine, arts, shopping, financial, entertainment and style capital of Australia. Sports and street art capital of the world. The only thing it isn't is tourist capital- they flock to see the one piece of arhcitectural brilliance Sydney ever saw (which is now liek 50 years old)leaving Melbournians to live in the world's greatest and most liveable city in contentment.
The city is literally alive with all the biggest events in Australia. Commonwealth Games, Fashino Festival, Food Festival, Arts Festival, Grand Prix, Fringe Festival, World Swimming Champs, AFL Grand Final, Aus Open.
Best architecture in Australia- Royal Exhibiton Buildings, MCG, FLinder's St Station, Southern Cross Station, Eureka and Rialto, Fed Square and literally thousands of others. Read about them all in the book Design City: Melbourne. Now I don't think there's one of those for Sydney... Nor is there anything like the number of events, nor the quality of their food, fashion, arts or culture. But thats ok, they can all go to the beach all day and try not to get raped or mugged.

SydneySider1: Because of the immense lack of anything to do in this overcrowded, polluted, dangerous city, I'm going to the beach to escape the stifling heat that grips our city for most of the year.
SydneySider2: So true. We've seen the opera house and bridge so now there's really not much to do. If only we lived in Melbourne we could enjoy the fantastic array of things there are to do and see all year round.

by Gynto October 2, 2006