Matt Stone

some hot guy who is the co-creator of South park and baseketball guy and has a sweet ass

guy: Matt Stone is so hot
guy 2: ikr

by XonionX June 8, 2023

Matt Sturniolo

The finest mf to ever walk the planet. He's so fine I started galloping. This is my second definition of him. My first one was he's really fucking hot. But I wanted to make another one with my acc name. So yeah.

Matt sturniolo makes me wanna scream👍

by emilywright444 July 29, 2023

Matt Sturniolo

THE HOTTEST FUCKING PERSON TO WALK ON THIS EARTH 🔥

"... wait i forgot who the hottest and chillest person on this earth is"

matt sturniolo.
(p.s this was made 2 days after their 20th birthday but still ML GUYS!!!)

by smoochintheman August 3, 2023

matt canada

A terrorist employed by the Pittsburgh Steelers, probably born in Cleveland. He should no longer have a job, but he gave Mike Tomlin’s son a scholarship. Canada is so ass that during the 9/18 Steelers game the fans chanted “fire canada”.

Random person: Hitler is the worst person in history!
Pickensburgh: Matt Canada is worse

by BigO_naz October 3, 2023

The Matathias Effect

The way you feel after a sexual partner leaves you for someone else.

She felt the matathias effect after being left by her bf of 6 months.

by Dr. Ralph November 28, 2010

Hakuna Matata Moment

That one split-second you want to live in forever. You were worry-free, no problems were plaguing your brain, and you were just happy.

The second I first laid eyes on the love of my life is definitely my Hakuna Matata moment.

by futureactiveparticiple December 24, 2014

The Matt Rule

That there is an 80% chance that the more attractive you find a girl the more likely that girl is a bitch

The Matt Rule totally happened to me again! Proper liked this girl and she ended up ditching me on a date and was just a downright bitch, when will I ever find love

by DarkObsession September 19, 2017