Nug Matter

The remaining smokable chunks left at the bottom of a cashed bowl. The user needs to sift through the ashes or simply blow off the top to find the nug matter.

Stoner1: Hey man, is that bowl cashed?

Stoner2: Nah man, there is still some nug matter in there.

by Kaboni August 17, 2011

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Jordan Matter

A popular YouTuber whose videos typically features his daughter, Salish Matter. His channel became popular when fans started shipping Salish Matter and Nidal Wonder (Nalish).

Guy 1: "Are you subscribed to Jordan Matter?"
Guy 2: "No, his daughter is such a pick-me."

by Term Definer March 30, 2024

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So... If I were to say the if the method by which tabs are being kept on me isn't volunteered I am going to light a day care on fire... And you didn't volunteer the information I required... If I burned down the day care... That would be on the people keeping tabs on me, correct? I don't think you would agree with that. But if YOU say if you don't leave the area... We're going to bomb it with you in it... And that's not our fault... Because we told you what you need to do to not get bombed... So that's on the people we intended to bomb? It's the exact same argument. Except I'm the bad guy in the first scenario and you're the good guy in the latter. You see how that works? You've subscribed to a moral system where no matter what you do you're never the bad guy. You're doing your little ritual so everything you do is kosher.

Hym "Nope. Doesn't matter. If you blow up children, it doesn't matter that you told them to leave the area. You're the one who pressed the button. It demonstrates that you value retribution more than you value child lives. Which renders your claim to moral superiority illusory. And like sex with a retard in a group home, if it wouldn't fly for me then it shouldn't. The DIFFERENCE between you and I is that I don't claim to be morally superior to everyone and then explode children. At least I admit I'm the bad guy. And I actually haven't killed any kids yet. You're also not the arbiter of who bares responsibility for actions. 'I'm doimg this thing but THAT FUCKING GUY IS TO BLAME' he says. That's hilarious! It's totally coming full circle on this one!"

by Hym Iam October 16, 2023

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matter

the last name of a amazing person. this person is very heart warming and likes to cuddle. they are super swaggy

matters keep you warm.

by gage deibert February 18, 2019

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Smile, nothing matters

A statement you must tell yourself whenever you think about something that elicits any sort of feeling. This is a reminder that all of this living is whatever we want it to be.

Gbemisola: "What seems to be the problem?"
Erika: "I think people may not like me as much as I'd like them too."
Gbemisola: "Well, I am not one of them. Regardless, smile, nothing matters."
Erika: "You're right. This is all a joke anyway."

by von groovy June 20, 2024

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