Milkshake Marine

A man who drinks protein milkshakes way more than he actually works out, to build what looks like strong muscles, but is actually the work of milkshakes. This gives them the illusion that they are tough ....however the reality is very different.

Person 1 - man look over there at that tough looking guy, his pecs are huge! he must bench press for a day job!
Person 2 - nah he's a milkshake marine, he lifts more shakes than he does weights...

See : Douchebag, Show Pony.

by HIV69 November 14, 2012

Wounded Marine

A wounded soldier that has been left in close proximity to a shower or bathtub; An unfinished shower beer.

We found 3 wounded marines next to the soap dish after the party. We played Taps while we emptied them down the drain.

by lilblacktombo September 10, 2011

twat-mariner

The eating of a woman's vagina while in the shower.

I gained the rank of twat-mariner last night with your sister in the shower!

by phyuck ur mama May 06, 2010

marinated ice

ice that has been marinating in a drink for while therefore soaking up the liquid

Harry: “This ice taste like grape juice.”

Ashley: “That’s because it’s marinated ice.”

by ashgotthecash January 11, 2019

Douche-marine

When a person is submerged 20,000 leagues in their douchebaginess. Basically the ultimate douche.

Douche canoe, more like a douche-marine!

by jooshyfroot July 24, 2014

Send in the Marines!

One of the most memorable word from our brother.

Staff Sergeant: Ethan, what's the Navy's official policy for a gunfight?

Metal-1 aka our handsome talking robot brother: Send in the Marines!

by BlAnkNatto December 13, 2022

marinated fart

a fart that has not been released due to holding it in inside your asshole.

whats that smell?
marinated fart

by yuhhhngdizzle November 16, 2020