After anal sex the man pulls out his dick and has a line of excrement on top to seem like the top of a lizard, or muddy lizard
by Notorious1 July 8, 2012
Get the Muddy lizardmug. When a male takes a dump on a females chest, and than proceeds to titti fuck the female. First invented and used by Kasey Mclennan.
by virgin69 June 3, 2009
Get the muddy plungermug. by kinky fucker June 13, 2007
Get the muddy muffinmug. by jstwnbby34 November 22, 2011
Get the Muddy Clammug. You are either with one girl, or perferably two, just to make it a threeway. You are doing anal with the girl or the first girl. The girl or girl number one shits on your dick just to make it more fun. Then the girl or girl number two starts eating the shit off your dick.
by Pu$$y69 July 17, 2012
Get the Muddy Buddiesmug. During anal sex, pee inside your partner's ass. When you pull out, after cumming, have your partner poop on you. The poop will be a lovely mixture of poop, pee and cum, resembling muddy water.
by lillyconlentes August 23, 2012
Get the Muddy watersmug. Similar to the absurdity of high waters or flooders (pants with hemlines that are too high usually about mid-calf) and outdoing the nastiness of skid marks, Muddy Waters makes one appear unkempt and perhaps even unhygienic. Muddy Waters can apply to the pants themselves, but is best used to describe the wearer of pants which have been soiled due to weather conditions, outdoor activities, daily life, or embarrassing loss of bowel control while in a social environment. It can range from dusty pant legs to dirty food or mud stains, but the appearance leaves any person the Muddy Waters comes across with the impression that s/he is in need of a handful of spare change, a wake-up call, or, at the very least, adult diapers.
Muddy Waters over there is wearing some mighty tainted rags, man. Either he's been playing in the pigpen or he just had a hell of a time at Taco Bell.
by Pancho M. F. Villa July 14, 2010
Get the Muddy Watersmug.