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Morals of an Alley Cat

To have an inexact and poorly defined ethical code; especially in matters of sexual intercourse. To be one disposed to flirting with moral taboos in the existential pursuit of survival and progression.
Roommate 1: "I should call you Moby Dick for harpooning all those whales, big papa."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"

Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."
by youngbuck69 June 27, 2024
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Post nut morality

This occurs after an immediately regretful nut.
Post nut morality hit hard after I creamed her’ said Shrek
by Blueseyeslongone May 7, 2024
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Miles Morales

Spiderman of Earth-1610.
EX: “Miles Morales is my man💕”

“..Girl. He’s fictional..”
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morale network

Internet networks separate from business use, typically deployed in remote areas such as work camps, mining facilities, and military deployments. Code word for "network on which Netflix and porn are not blocked."
Joe is digging the new HD streaming after upgrades to the morale network.
by dephlogisticated July 1, 2020
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moral bitch

a bitch( a slutty women) she has just a little self-awareness,knows who is she, knows she is a bitch, but cares a little about the guy she is with
John that girl is a bitch
Yeah I know but at least she been there for me,even after I payed her,she is a moral bitch
True!but she still remains a bitch!
by demetrusz June 20, 2014
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Morally-ungoogleable

A google search that is so morally/ethically disturbing the you can not mentally prepare yourself for the results and you abandon or question your quest for dark knowledge/humanity.
Morally-ungoogleable search - "how many sleeping pills will it take to "NOT" kill the baby, yet make it sleep"

Morally-ungoogleable search - "How can my Mommy be my Auntie and My Daddy be my Grandpa... and why do I have 6 fingers and 8 toes.. makes it hard to count good"
by angry lil bird March 12, 2023
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Fernando Morales-Rangel

A very sexy man. He will whip out the glizzy and give you that sloppy toppy for days. After he will start bouncing on your dick. He has a massive penis and it is always erect. He has 100% in every class and perfect grammar. He has really hairy balls.
Fernando Morales-Rangel is the sexiest man alive I want his glizzy.
by Zach Saidner May 31, 2022
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