Michigan Barking Spider

It's a "FART"

Before you fart. You tell the wife/girlfriend. Ya ever heard a "Michigan Barking Spider"? You go through the whole spiel on some get really big. 99% of people never seen them and they make a loud sound like....and make any kind of weird sound. Wait a few minutes and ya let one rip. Then yell out ....Oh my God. There is one in here someone where.

by Damage Goods January 6, 2012

Garden City, Michigan

A small no where town where everyone knows absolutely everyone and their business. You know at least 3 people that live on every street, and your parents most likely grew up in the house across the street. Garden City is a black hole that no one ever truely escapes.

"Scientists just dsicovered the destination of all black holes! Garden City, Michigan."

"DID YOU HEAR WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT?!"-Your mom.

by Garden City victum June 19, 2011

Michigan Dirt Farmer

Another name for a hillbilly.

A) That guy is a Michigan dirt farmer

B) You're a Michigan dirt farmer!

by Sashaa* December 7, 2009

Michigan Mud Mitten

A Michgan Mud Mitten is something I find useful when I have the shits and no amount of normal wiping will get my ass clean. I bandage my hand up with theCharmin and use my whole hand to effectively wipe away any offending remains of my shit.

Tom shat such a creamy mess,he needed to make a Michigan Mud Mitten to clean it up completly.

by Hillairé June 26, 2005

Grand rapids, michigan

a really cool town in western michigan, home to the Gerald Ford Museum.

Dude Grand rapids, michigan is sickkkk reallly cool people are born/live there!

by yourmommalops April 8, 2009

Central Michigan University

A state university located in Mount Pleasant, MI. Known by CMU or Central locally, it is the school in Michigan to go to if you like to party but don't have a learning disability as required for admission to Eastern or Western.

I was going to go to Western, but they said I didn't qualify as mentally challenged so I have to go to Central Michigan University.

by ChuckChippewa July 1, 2011

Rochester Hills, Michigan

Rochester Hills Michigan.. a peaceful little town in south-east Michigan.. Most Teens In this town go to either Rochester High School.. Stoney Creek High School or Rochester Adams High School.. being a mostly Average mid-western White, Republican, Christian town.. consisting of all the social classes from kids living in the TP to kids in the fancy houses on the north side of town.. at times things can get a little awkward.. trouble around Rochester Hills is mainly started by pure boredom.. there are few things to do around Rochester Hills.. the list devised of things to do in Rochester

1. Go to the Village Walton .blvd and Adams .Rd
2. Go Downtown
3. Do drugs

4. Have Sex
5. kill time with self mutilation or yourself with suicide
6. X-BOX video games in general

6 things to do... Pity..

Let's go to Rochester Hills, Michigan I need to be bored!

by Tokin'Owlman November 2, 2010