7 minute rule

The minimum amount of time to wait before replying to a text message from a love interest without seeming desperate and needy.

Bob 16:25 Hey it's bob, got your number last night in that dive bar. How's ur day goin?
Candy 16:32 Oh hey bob, my day's going well thanks, nothing hectic just relaxing.
Bob 16:39 Lets bangbangbangbangbang
Candy 16:43 Sounds great!
*7 minute rule alarm bells in Bob's brain*
Bob 17:30 Actually I'm busy that day
Candy 17:31 What day?? What? But I LOVE YOU, YOU WILL FATHER MY CHILDREN
Bob 17:31 *deletes number*

by Honkyassmofo October 13, 2011

gangsta minute

A minute in Gangsta time is equal to 7 minutes and 45 seconds to people running off of Greenwich basic time.

Attention, you got exactly one standard Gangsta Minute to move yo' ass out of this building!

by Master McHam October 10, 2007

2 minute noodle buddy

A '2 Minute noodle buddy' is a friend that is only your friend for 2 minutes, when they change their mind and find new friends, and then they come back around. It usually happens when they find a bf/gf, and they come back around when the relationship is over.

Person one: So, hows Kate?
Person two: I dunno, she's a 2 minute noodle buddy.

by pseudonym2422 September 24, 2011

Every Minute

Every 60 seconds
Every 30 seconds twice
Every 10 Seconds 6 Times

hey, am a retard, what is every minute?

by FrozenNipplesInAJar September 16, 2017

ill minute

A while

Yo! I haven't seen her in an ill minute!

by Captain Cynic September 26, 2003

ghetto minute

A period of time considerably longer than 60 seconds.

I will be at your house in a ghetto minute.

by danscott December 31, 2014

one minute rule

When a person is Snapchatting either a guy or girl they like, they must wait at least one minute to open the Snapchat from the person they’re talking to to avoid seeming like they’re extremely into them or almost creepy.

“Oh my god, I opened Xander’s Snapchat like two seconds after he sent it. He’s going to think I’m obsessed with him.”

“You should’ve used the one minute rule Hannah.”

by hbot47 November 8, 2019