He’s a virgin but not for long. Talented in certain ways lacks in others. Miles the Man. He knows way too much about history and not enough about the ladies, but don’t get me wrong, the ladies adore him. He just hasn’t learned how to harness his power yet.
Dudeee, Miles! What’s up?!
Lady 1: That guitarist is sooo sexy, what’s his name??
Lady 2: That’s Miles
Lady 1: That guitarist is sooo sexy, what’s his name??
Lady 2: That’s Miles
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by MILES THE GOD May 17, 2017
Get the MiLeS mug.Miles Teller is an actor known for Divergent and Fantastic Four. He portrays Peter in Divergent and is one of the villains.
by Dancrjew November 28, 2015
Get the miles teller mug.he is an awesome guy who has an 124 pack and can bench 1934530751358lb at his weakest point. Miles is the absolute worst tho
by tylor thornburry December 17, 2018
Get the Miles mug.1. Means of access to lower regions of a subterranean ore mine.
2. A vagina that is particularly loose, either naturally or in consequence of excessive abuse resulting from multiple child births or repetative breaching by an enlarged penis.
2. A vagina that is particularly loose, either naturally or in consequence of excessive abuse resulting from multiple child births or repetative breaching by an enlarged penis.
1. "The miners descended into the dimly lit mineshaft, their eyes staring blankly ahead, aware of only the grueling tasks that await them farther down the tracks."
2. "Walter pumped feverishly, only to realize that his hopes of climax were in fact nothing but pipe dreams. Yet again the flame of confidence lit upon his tiny candle had been mercilessly extinguished by the musty gale blowing from Martha's mineshaft."
2. "Walter pumped feverishly, only to realize that his hopes of climax were in fact nothing but pipe dreams. Yet again the flame of confidence lit upon his tiny candle had been mercilessly extinguished by the musty gale blowing from Martha's mineshaft."
by Wrist Wristofferson January 22, 2008
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