mcdonalds phlegm

The greasy, phlegmy feeling one experiences not while eating McDonalds, but immediately after finishing. Typically first noticed in the parking lot. Usually accompanied with mild nausea.

Walking out to my car, I noticed the McDonalds Phlegm kicking in. Ghaack!

by Austinminnesotan March 11, 2015

mcdonalds internet

Used to describe a poor internet connection, usually among players of competitive online games.

Person 1: I lost because of that guy's McDonalds internet, it was so laggy

Person 2: No johns

by Kappa// February 29, 2016

Tate Mcdonald

Stupidest nigga on Earth, he's only worried about "the gang" as well as "the bag". Pinnacle of white scum, nigga is circumcised. Uh.

I didn't qualify for the military because my IQ is 55, almost as low as Tate Mcdonald's!

by Dis Nigg a March 22, 2020

McDonald's WiFi

1. WiFi given out at McDonald's
2. Very terrible WiFi I used when writing this

McDonald's WiFi SUCKS
Real Maccas or bad WiFi
Bad WiFi m8

by SkeletonGuy November 18, 2018

Ronald McDonald

McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.

Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?

by anonymous November 23, 2004

ronald mcdonald

child molester, poses as a clown to lure in unsuspecting kids.

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

Hot McDonald’s

When you hit the dab pen, pink drink and drink a white monster all at once.

Hey boys, you wanna do a Hot McDonald’s after school?

by TwoCrispyBoyz March 16, 2018