Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts

MCLA. Small (slightly shitty, but still enjoyable) liberal arts college in North Adams, MA. Good place to start out... that's it.

Enjoy: Townhouses, Blackinton St, The Mound, Fish Pond, 24/7 Dunkin Donuts, Fort Zen, Fire Pit, 3 AM pizza deliveries and townies.

Beware: RA's, the never-ending winter, herpes, and townies.

"I go to Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts because I'm smart enough for Williams and Smith, but not poor enough for more financial aid."

by NoDiceGirl May 6, 2009

Massachusetts Slurpee

When during intercourse, right before the girl climaxes, you whip out a straw and put it into her vagina. Once the straw is tightly shoved in, you start masturbating until you can perform a "money shot" into the straw, which funnels down into her vagina.

"Yo dawg, I got a ho and plastic straw from McDonalds! What should I do?"

"Try out a Massachusetts Slurpee, homie."

by B.J. Summers January 27, 2015

Mass Effect 3

The immediate feeling you get when you just put a large amount of time of work into something, something that you crafted yourself, something that is special to you... only to have all of it suddenly squandered away at the very end.

Named after the game Mass Effect 3, which arguably has the worst ending in video game history.

I once had a puppy I bought and nurtured all by myself. He was growing into a healthy dog; he was very happy and we had so much fun. Then some horrible person decided to kill him and he got away with it. I Mass Effect 3'd for the rest of the year.

by RROTM July 28, 2012

halfway massacre

When a girl is in the process of giving a handjob and the guy is about to jizzum..she leaves the room and makes him finish alone with a paper towel.

Geoff gets a halfway massacre all the time.

by High Five For Safety! January 22, 2006

canton, massachusetts

an upper middle class/ lower upper class town located south of Boston. Hockey is the biggest part of the towns identity, as it is their high schools best sport. The town has two ice rinks in it as well.

Dude, Max is sick at hockey.

Yeah, he lives in canton, massachusetts.

Oh, that's why.

by why do u want to know? August 20, 2009

mass genocide in the name of Allah

killing many people for the one named Allah

I did a push-up today. Well actually I committed mass genocide in the name of Allah, Now I need chocolate.

by Dirty Denise November 3, 2021

Fecal Mass

The mass (weight) of a person's feces in one bowel action (see defecation). In humans, fecal mass is typically in the range of 50 - 300 grams (about 2 to 10 ounces), meaning that each time humans defecate (or 'poo'), their bowel motions (turds) typically weigh between 50 and 300 grams.

A bowel motion of 150 grams would have a length of about 15 cm (6 inches).

Fecal mass is generally linked to diet. People who eat more fiber usually defecate 'turds' with greater fecal mass. Fiber is found in many natural foods (such as leafy vegetables) as well as dietary supplements. Because they usually eat more fibre than western people, many non-western people have 'poos' with greater fecal mass than western people. It is generally believed that diets high in fibre may help to reduce the likelihood of colon cancer.

Since some people 'poo' more than once a day, fecal mass can also be measured by the average weight of 'poo' passed each day.

When Sue was in hospital, she had to 'poo' into a special container called a 'bedpan' because she couldn't go to the usual toilet. The nurse weighed the poo. It had a weight of 200 grams. The fecal mass was therefore 200 grams.

by Boris 2 February 14, 2009