dumpy lumpkins

colorful term for little pebble-like turds; looks like the inside of a shotgun shell and sounds like dropping a handful of marbles in the toilet. Interchangeable, see also lumpy dumpkins

did you just put your marbles in the toilet or do you have a case of dumpy lumpkins?

by rustylongsword June 27, 2010

Umpa Lumpa

Creepy midget that wears creepy makeup and sings creepy songs for its creepy candy masters. It is soulless, having long since lost its humanity and driven insane by a diet consisting entirely of sugar and occasionally innocent, abandoned children. In battle, usually traveling in packs, it is able to channel the glucose stored in its defiled body to become rage incarnate. Despite its appearance, it is ruthlessly efficient and incredibly difficult to kill.

We're in some real pretty Umpa Lumpa shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over!

What do you mean "THEY cut the power"? How could Umpa Lumpas cut the power, man? They're animals!

Look there's something moving in here and it ain't us! Reading's off the charts man! Umpa Lumpas all around us man! What the hell?

by shelax November 6, 2008

lumpia

eggroll like Filipino snack, normally folded neatly like an envelope; also used as a weapon when thrown.

Dude Gerv is pissed, he is throwing six month old beef lumpia at me.

by Greg Brady October 15, 2003

Donald Lump

basically donald trump, bc he's a big 'ol white lump of overcomb + cheeto dust skin

dang, did you see donald lump in the news today? he was looking extra orange and lumpy.

by froyo666x January 25, 2017

Lumptious

A true lumptious object is one that’s lumpy yet lucious at the same time. It’s beautiful and mostly occurs in fairy tails! Yet it also radiates fantastical energy.

Wow that is a lumptious mushroom you got there!!!

by Lumptious Larry May 6, 2018

cu in lumby

A old runescape player. Killed thousands of players back in the day.

Cu In Lumby sent me to Lumby :o

by iDead March 20, 2008

back bottom grisle lump

a turd that is produced after eating a steak that is of very low quality(lots of gristle, fat and nerves). This turd is often very hard and painful to pass and may tear your asshole.

Damn Chili's! Their shitty steak gave me a back bottom gristle lump that I will always remember! OUCH!

by not a dirty robert August 25, 2005