spunk-flavored lollipop

Something that deceptively appears to be wonderful but once tried turns out to be revolting (too late).

"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we call in the ghetto 'getting my knickers in a twist'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you Clive Barker, thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk-flavored lollipop!" - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

by Koba The Dread March 21, 2010

Irish lollipop

The act of preforming fellatio on a prolapsed butthole

My favorite part of anal is the Irish lollipop afterwards.

by Fire extinguisher 38 April 1, 2024

We’re all just a bunch of meat lollipops

A reminder that, amidst life's challenges, our shared humanity prevails, emphasizing that underneath our struggles, we are fundamentally alike.

Mel: We’re all just a bunch of meat lollipops.

Tim: you’re not wrong

by Jonathan Brooklin January 25, 2024

lollipop

The penis belonging to an experienced, older man who gets oral sex from a lot of young girls.

Girls sometimes like learning blowjobs with a lollipop.

by Laura333 December 27, 2023

Lollipop

A person who paints (put on makeup) on their face but not their neck.

Her face is painted and sweet but that neck is pale and bitter. She is such a lollipop.

by mikimiki January 6, 2019

Fish Lollipop

A term used for a man with an affinity for cheap hookers and prefers to be finished off orally

“My buddy got real drunk last night and gave someone the ol’ fish lollipop”

by Mini!!! April 12, 2024

Lollipop(in)

To try and sucker someone to think you're a good person. To seem innocent or without knowledge so other people can help or baby you when a person does not want to help themselves. Created by: Zaneeta Davis

Ex. Stop trying to lollipop me okay.

He be lollipop(in) all day but I can see through him.

by Neeta Dee August 28, 2024